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What have you heard about Kugbila?

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He raised those massive arms and parted the seas.

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The US government once had a secret program to build the perfect human, but canceled it when they realized Kugbila's parents beat them to it.

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Kugbila enjoys a nice savory crepe while listening to Steely Dan

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Actual footage of Kugbila pregame voodoo ritual:

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When he was 5 years of age, he saved his village from a pride of manhungry lions. He killed each,one at a time with the only weapon available...a small wooden spoon. When he was finished, he promptly made love to every woman in the village.

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are all of the things said in here facts? Cause if so dat carzy

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Ghanaria is what it is called after you have sex with Kugbila and instead of your pee burning you pee success

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