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#16 MrBubba

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:47 PM

I heard Bigfoot tries to prove he really exists

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:48 PM

He's big, fat, and nasty. That's all you need.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:49 PM

Bill Brasky tells stories about Kugbila at bars

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:50 PM

Heard he was actually sired by a mystical jungle god who took the form of a mountain gorilla.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:53 PM

Heard he was actually sired by a mystical jungle god who took the form of a mountain gorilla.


Well now you are making a mockery of my thread :(

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:57 PM

It only takes him an hour to watch 60 minutes

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:59 PM

Keep it coming please

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:00 PM

Thread of the year

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:00 PM

oh yeah, i just remembered something else i heard.

he's no longer allowed to flap his arms anywhere near bridges after this happened a couple years back.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:02 PM

Dos Equis shot a commercial with he and the Most Interesting Man in the World, but focus groups didn't understand why Kugbila didn't have more lines so the commercial never aired.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:02 PM

It only takes him an hour to watch 60 minutes


HE IS NOT AVERAGE!

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:04 PM

his sneezes cause typhoons.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:05 PM

The Panthers rigged his immigration visa lottery.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:05 PM

Kugbila has a grizzly bear carpet in his room, the bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:07 PM

He once live in a van down by the river. And when he does push ups, he dont push up he pushes the world down.