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#31 44johnson

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:07 PM

He raised those massive arms and parted the seas.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:11 PM

The US government once had a secret program to build the perfect human, but canceled it when they realized Kugbila's parents beat them to it.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:12 PM

Kugbila enjoys a nice savory crepe while listening to Steely Dan

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:13 PM

Actual footage of Kugbila pregame voodoo ritual:


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#35 La Pantera

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:17 PM

When he was 5 years of age, he saved his village from a pride of manhungry lions. He killed each,one at a time with the only weapon available...a small wooden spoon. When he was finished, he promptly made love to every woman in the village.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:18 PM

he be from aferca

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:18 PM

He plays John McClane in Die Hard Six

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:19 PM

are all of the things said in here facts? Cause if so dat carzy

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:22 PM

Ghanaria is what it is called after you have sex with Kugbila and instead of your pee burning you pee success

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:05 AM

He once divided by zero.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:18 AM

I heard that blood diamonds are just a fancy name for his kidney stones.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:22 AM

I heard he inspired a bunch of chuck norris jokes on the carolina huddle.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 01:11 AM

I heard he resurrected Jesus.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 02:52 AM

I heard he gave his dad 'The Talk".

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 05:02 AM

This is a great thread! Very informative!!


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