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#25 mav1234

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:02 PM

Dos Equis shot a commercial with he and the Most Interesting Man in the World, but focus groups didn't understand why Kugbila didn't have more lines so the commercial never aired.

#26 TheRumGone

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:02 PM

It only takes him an hour to watch 60 minutes


HE IS NOT AVERAGE!

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:04 PM

his sneezes cause typhoons.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:05 PM

The Panthers rigged his immigration visa lottery.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:05 PM

Kugbila has a grizzly bear carpet in his room, the bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:07 PM

He once live in a van down by the river. And when he does push ups, he dont push up he pushes the world down.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:07 PM

He raised those massive arms and parted the seas.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:11 PM

The US government once had a secret program to build the perfect human, but canceled it when they realized Kugbila's parents beat them to it.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:12 PM

Kugbila enjoys a nice savory crepe while listening to Steely Dan

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:13 PM

Actual footage of Kugbila pregame voodoo ritual:


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#35 La Pantera

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:17 PM

When he was 5 years of age, he saved his village from a pride of manhungry lions. He killed each,one at a time with the only weapon available...a small wooden spoon. When he was finished, he promptly made love to every woman in the village.

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:18 PM

he be from aferca