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What have you heard about Kugbila?

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#41 Icege

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:18 AM

I heard that blood diamonds are just a fancy name for his kidney stones.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:22 AM

I heard he inspired a bunch of chuck norris jokes on the carolina huddle.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 01:11 AM

I heard he resurrected Jesus.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 02:52 AM

I heard he gave his dad 'The Talk".

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 05:02 AM

This is a great thread! Very informative!!

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 05:08 AM

When he runs his tits flap like two dancing sperm whales dreaming on a jello bed.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 11:38 AM

Edmund Kugbila has only worked out once in his life.  Unfortunately, upon his last set, he realized he was lifting Jupiter.  The legend of Atlas was thus spawned, and as a humble man, he swore to never work out again.



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Posted 30 April 2013 - 11:56 AM

Chuck Norris, The Golden Calf of Bristol, and Barrack Obama wear Kugzilla pajamas.



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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:01 PM

National holidays observe Kugila.



#50 Khaki Lackey

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:02 PM

He once fronted a Baha Men tribute band, but refused to play "Who let the Dogs out" because he felt that it was too commercial and detracted from their body of work as a whole.


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