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#1 teeray

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Posted 08 May 2013 - 12:00 AM

 This would suck!

 

http://abcnews.go.co...87#.UYnchUqiHRk

 

For five painful years, Wesley Warren Jr. watched his scrotum slowly swell into a 134-pound mass that hung to his ankles. It all started with a bad dream.

"I quickly sat up on the side of the bed after bursting out of an incredible nightmare," said Warren, 48, recalling the mid-sleep maneuver that "slammed" his right testicle. "I felt the most enormous amount of pain that one could possible imagine."

The pain quickly subsided, though, as if "a big rig was rolling off" his scrotum, Warren said. "I felt like I'd dodged a bullet."

But the nightmare had just begun. By the following day, the sack had stretched to the size of a soccer ball.

 

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#2 jasonluckydog

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Posted 08 May 2013 - 12:15 AM

Thats a dangerous procedure it takes balls to go through that.



#3 Mother Grabber

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Posted 08 May 2013 - 02:07 AM

how the Fug do wait until it gets to be 134lbs

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Posted 08 May 2013 - 02:30 AM

Holy fug that is some big balls.



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 07:45 AM

I probably need to look into this myself...



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 07:47 AM

it must have made his wee wee look tiny.



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 08:33 AM

how the Fug do wait until it gets to be 134lbs

 

He was on disability with no insurance. It was mis-diagnosed for years.



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 08:34 AM

He started a fund raiser to collect money to have surgery 

 

benefitballsack@yahoo.com

 

Awesome

 

 



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 08:40 AM

For some reason I keep picturing it to look like one of these

 

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Posted 08 May 2013 - 08:41 AM

 



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 08:48 AM

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Posted 08 May 2013 - 09:36 AM

Holy balls on a milk crate!

 

That's got to be the worst case of blue balls I've ever seen.



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 09:39 AM

we call that Canadian Medium



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 03:48 PM

it must have made his wee wee look tiny.

The mirror does that.



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 04:58 PM

At what point did he finally decide something might be wrong?

 

"Oh, well, it's only about 94 pounds right now, I think I'm okay for awhile longer..."




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