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Deangelo Unleashed - Win this photo

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In honor of his restructuring, I am giving way an exclusive print of this photo featuring Deangelo Williams...

 

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Deangelo WIlliams

 

What do you need to do to win?

 

Make me laugh.

 

Post something in this topic that will make me literally laugh out loud.

 

I will mark the winner as "answered" tomorrow.

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Post something in this topic that will make me literally laugh out loud.

 

 

 

 

anything? non-panther/football related included?

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Do you like Space?

 

 

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What happened to the cat after she swallowed a ball of yarn?

 

 

 

 

 

 

She had mittens. 

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Yes! bad joke time!  Here we go:

 

Mhatma Gandhi went barefoot most of the time, as you probably knew, which caused him to develop many very painful calluses all over his feet.  he also ate very little, which made him frail and gave him bad breath. All this together made him.... wait for it..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

 

I can come up with worse.....

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My integrity as a poster

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Watch.

 

Then read first comment on the youtube.

 

I'll text you my address.

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