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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neOTV3wZsSc

 

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What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?

 

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out...

 

You are a true gentleman, sir

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ahhh I adore love songs, it reminds of spring and snickers bars.

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Whats the difference between driving & a blowie?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can only hold 1 beer while youre driving...

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Deangelo Williams changed his name to William Shakesphere because he is a "playmaker".

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At Disney World I was in the bathroom stall doing my business when suddenly I hear a man enter, running. He goes to the stall next to mine and KICKS the door open, like how you would try to break down a door during a fire. He yells at the top of his lungs "IT'S SHITTIN' TIME!".
 

I am baffled and amused in my stall, trying not to burst out laughing. When I leave, his stall is closed and I can't get a look at the mystery man. Outside I crack up laughing and tell everyone. It's since become an inside joke in my family.

Really though, I can't say that guy was a failure of humanity, because anyone that can mange to be that excited over taking a poo is definitely a happier man than I.

 

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