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I bet his arms could throw Matt Ryan's lanky, annoying body 30 rows up into the stands at BofA

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You're visiting a far away city for the 1st time. Being unfamiliar with the area, you randomly walk into the first bar close to the hotel. You take one step in the door and you notice all the patrons are men and some of them are dancing together.

This thread = that bar.

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You're visiting a far away city for the 1st time. Being unfamiliar with the area, you randomly walk into the first bar close to the hotel. You take one step in the door and you notice all the patrons are men and some of them are dancing together.

This thread = that bar.

That's why I didn't bother commenting. . .er, dammit.

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You're visiting a far away city for the 1st time. Being unfamiliar with the area, you randomly walk into the first bar close to the hotel. You take one step in the door and you notice all the patrons are men and some of them are dancing together.

This thread = that bar.

Are they dressed like the village people ??

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Look at this poo..

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That poo wasn't even a false start, NOT EVEN A FALSE START, BRO

He caused the Center to FUMBLE, FUMBLE THE SNAP BRO.

AND WHAT ELSE?

he recovered the fumble himself

BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT STAR DOES BRO

well what could top that off?

HE DID THE SAME THING AGAIN MINUTES LATER BRO

You must be thinking, yeah that's some crazy poo, well it is some crazy poo, star does crazy poo.

That Centers ass is being pushed into the QB's face, holy sheeeiiittt bro.

 

 

 

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They could easily develop a conscience, decide to rip away from his body, high jack a dump truck, drive to DC, overthrow the US government, and rule this country for eternity.

 

The Boogeyman lays awake at night, afraid to look in his closet,lest he be confronted by the ripped arms of Star and they attack him by and wrap around his neck.  The absolute horror!!!

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It was recently discovered that the annual running of the bulls is not people running away from bulls. It's actually People running away from bull that are running away from Star Lotulelei.

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^^ woah dude.. just so true

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This thread holdds no wait without pics, dissapointed huddle just Smh at this point

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Not happening until Chuck Norris dies.

 

So basically it's not gonna happen.

Unless Chuck Norris is the new President, Star is the Vice-President, and Star's arms become the Supreme Court.

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