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Jakob    3,901

Look at this poo..

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That poo wasn't even a false start, NOT EVEN A FALSE START, BRO

He caused the Center to FUMBLE, FUMBLE THE SNAP BRO.

AND WHAT ELSE?

he recovered the fumble himself

BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT STAR DOES BRO

well what could top that off?

HE DID THE SAME THING AGAIN MINUTES LATER BRO

You must be thinking, yeah that's some crazy poo, well it is some crazy poo, star does crazy poo.

That Centers ass is being pushed into the QB's face, holy sheeeiiittt bro.

 

 

 

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They could easily develop a conscience, decide to rip away from his body, high jack a dump truck, drive to DC, overthrow the US government, and rule this country for eternity.

 

The Boogeyman lays awake at night, afraid to look in his closet,lest he be confronted by the ripped arms of Star and they attack him by and wrap around his neck.  The absolute horror!!!

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Ivan The Awesome    7,026

It was recently discovered that the annual running of the bulls is not people running away from bulls. It's actually People running away from bull that are running away from Star Lotulelei.

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O-Ther    2,598

 

Not happening until Chuck Norris dies.

 

So basically it's not gonna happen.

Unless Chuck Norris is the new President, Star is the Vice-President, and Star's arms become the Supreme Court.

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Scrumtrilescent    3,256

You're visiting a far away city for the 1st time. Being unfamiliar with the area, you randomly walk into the first bar close to the hotel. You take one step in the door and you notice all the patrons are men and some of them are dancing together.

This thread = that bar.

 

The Blue Oyster is famous for it's intimate atmosphere, drink specials, and spinach artichoke dip.

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Marguide    3,290

The Blue Oyster is famous for it's intimate atmosphere, drink specials, and spinach artichoke dip.

Thanks for the tip!

By the way, I thought this thread was "special" until I found my way into the one with the Beason pics. That thread is perhaps like The Blue Oyster only all the patrons are wearing ass-less chaps.

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Cary Kollins    17,868

This thread holdds no wait without pics, dissapointed huddle just Smh at this point

 

 

Here is a rare pic of Star's bicep mid-curl:

 

 

 

 

 

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L-TownCat    11,861

In the race between Mike Vick and Shady Mccoy, Star's biceps actually won, made them a glass of Gatorade and cheered them on over the last 30 yards.

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88 Bronco    1,303

The Blue Oyster is famous for it's intimate atmosphere, drink specials, and spinach artichoke dip.

 

I always did like a good spinach artichoke dip.

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