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#16 Jase

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:10 PM

his left bicep is named mary lou retton and his right bicep is named kerri strug.  And it's time for the floor exercise.



#17 BigBoss

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:23 PM

Uh, why no pics. Lame topic.



#18 PhillyB

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:36 PM

i heard his quads have their own senator



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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:37 PM

Why a dump truck? Seems a little far fetched.


So you think his arms would opt to steal an Accord or something more fuel efficient?

#20 Panthro

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:39 PM

I bet his arms could invent these god damned hover boards I've been waiting for for the last 25 years

#21 Rubi

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:43 PM

I bet his arms could throw Matt Ryan's lanky, annoying body 30 rows up into the stands at BofA

#22 Marguide

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:48 PM

You're visiting a far away city for the 1st time. Being unfamiliar with the area, you randomly walk into the first bar close to the hotel. You take one step in the door and you notice all the patrons are men and some of them are dancing together.

This thread = that bar.

#23 fieryprophet

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 10:53 PM

You're visiting a far away city for the 1st time. Being unfamiliar with the area, you randomly walk into the first bar close to the hotel. You take one step in the door and you notice all the patrons are men and some of them are dancing together.

This thread = that bar.


That's why I didn't bother commenting. . .er, dammit.

#24 Rubi

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 11:11 PM

You're visiting a far away city for the 1st time. Being unfamiliar with the area, you randomly walk into the first bar close to the hotel. You take one step in the door and you notice all the patrons are men and some of them are dancing together.

This thread = that bar.


Are they dressed like the village people ??

#25 Jakob

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 11:36 PM

Look at this poo..

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That poo wasn't even a false start, NOT EVEN A FALSE START, BRO

He caused the Center to FUMBLE, FUMBLE THE SNAP BRO.

AND WHAT ELSE?

he recovered the fumble himself

BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT STAR DOES BRO

well what could top that off?

HE DID THE SAME THING AGAIN MINUTES LATER BRO

You must be thinking, yeah that's some crazy poo, well it is some crazy poo, star does crazy poo.

That Centers ass is being pushed into the QB's face, holy sheeeiiittt bro.

 

 

 



#26 Pejorative Miscreant

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 11:42 PM

They could easily develop a conscience, decide to rip away from his body, high jack a dump truck, drive to DC, overthrow the US government, and rule this country for eternity.

 

The Boogeyman lays awake at night, afraid to look in his closet,lest he be confronted by the ripped arms of Star and they attack him by and wrap around his neck.  The absolute horror!!!



#27 Ivan The Awesome

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 12:45 AM

It was recently discovered that the annual running of the bulls is not people running away from bulls. It's actually People running away from bull that are running away from Star Lotulelei.

#28 The Huddler

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 01:36 AM

^^ woah dude.. just so true

#29 coxc63

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 02:29 AM

This thread holdds no wait without pics, dissapointed huddle just Smh at this point

#30 O-Ther

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 02:45 AM

 

Not happening until Chuck Norris dies.
 
So basically it's not gonna happen.

Unless Chuck Norris is the new President, Star is the Vice-President, and Star's arms become the Supreme Court.


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