Dude I was a marketing major and have been in sales since I graduated. Majoring in marketing is like majoring in breathing. fugin don't need no grammar skills.
lol. i had to throw that joke out somewhere, sorry it was at your expense.
I'll apologize by throwin' you a song you can learn to sing to your wife ....just replace it with "my big dick"
this has worked for me on several occasions. Here you go fellow Tool fan