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Best Answer PantherFeez, 28 May 2013 - 12:12 PM

Honestly, if we cut Pickles this year we'd add $267k to the cap and then pay maybe 600-800k for a new backup. So it'll cost $1M for us to cut and replace the Jim Jam Meister and we're talking a 3rd stringer here, not gunna happen.

 

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#16 iamhubby1

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:48 AM

oh look another thread hating on one of our players


Wouldn't you have to play to be considered a player?

Technically, as the jimmey hasn't seen the field in two years, you could say he is not a player. He has a roster spot. But he ain't one of our players.

He is damm good at what he does. Don't get me wrong. Not every team has a guy to hold that clipboard and cater team meetings with the panache that the jimmey has.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:49 AM

i don't hate on jimmy, it's just i hate to see his talents wasted on an NFL roster while his future as an IHOP server trickles away a season at a time



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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:52 AM

Seriously, can somebody make a case for him being on the roster for me?


Trick question. There is no correct answer.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 11:59 AM

i don't hate on jimmy, it's just i hate to see his talents wasted on an NFL roster while his future as an IHOP server trickles away a season at a time


Teh jimmey will be fine. He is still young, with the whole world before him. He has options. That IHOP thing, he can be a greeter at Cheap Cutz, or he can get into catering. Or, he can get into coaching. You know that old adage. Those that can do, those that can't teach. He should be a hellofa teacher.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 12:05 PM

Jimmy Clausen is the stapler guy from Office Space, he is just kind of stashed in the boiler room just collecting a paycheck

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 12:12 PM   Best Answer

Honestly, if we cut Pickles this year we'd add $267k to the cap and then pay maybe 600-800k for a new backup. So it'll cost $1M for us to cut and replace the Jim Jam Meister and we're talking a 3rd stringer here, not gunna happen.

 

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 12:29 PM

Even though we all know that if by some terrible god smack occurrence that we should be down to teh Jimmy Jamz all hope would be lost, the fact that he is cheap and may still have knowledge of the offense even if he is unable to translate that knowledge to performance on the field could not be replaced simply by a FA signing.

 

 

 

and no, I don't think we need to carry three QB's either.  But he's here.

 

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 01:30 PM

I remember in 2009 or 2010 not sure which pulling for pickles to come in when Matt Moore sucked, and pike when pickles sucked. Those where terrible options to have at qb.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 01:34 PM

I remember in 2009 or 2010 not sure which pulling for pickles to come in when Matt Moore sucked, and pike when pickles sucked. Those where terrible options to have at qb.


I was at the Jets preseason game trying to convince my bro-in-law that Jimmehy had good pocket presence and NFL tools.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 03:42 PM

Honestly, if we cut Pickles this year we'd add $267k to the cap and then pay maybe 600-800k for a new backup. So it'll cost $1M for us to cut and replace the Jim Jam Meister and we're talking a 3rd stringer here, not gunna happen.

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We don't need a 3rd string QB on the 53 at all. Best option is to keep one of the rookie QBs on the PS. Pickles, offers nothing that any random suckass QB could. A PS guy would be cheaper AND save us a roster spot.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 03:47 PM

Good lord you're the fugin man SCP



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Posted 28 May 2013 - 03:51 PM

now you gotta get that MFer signed by jimmy

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 04:08 PM

Trapper Keeper should sign him to endorse their clip boards.

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 04:32 PM

the alternative uniform comes with this accessory commonly worn by  Jimeh

 

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 05:28 PM

Seriously, can somebody make a case for him being on the roster for me?

 

 

 

Need someone to hold the clipboard for the guy holding the clipboard.

 

 

I got no problem with Clausen - he might never have done much here, but he wasnt given anything to work with either.