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Offseason Slammer Report

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Harris Aballah    464

Figured we might as well keep up with this off-seasons jailbirds. So far we've got OchoStinco doing 30 days for probation violations. Pacman's back on the wrong side of the law after smacking down a woman " outside of a nightclub ". Titas Young is looking at a 10 yr cruise. Goodsons not out of the woods yet either. So we've got some time before the regular season starts. Let's see how many more can put themselves on the list before game time. Predictions are welcome too!

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Harris Aballah    464

Maybe hernandez will watch from his cell as we whoop the Pats this year.

And if he's good they might let him clean up the parking lot after the game? For 33 cents a day of course.

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Harris Aballah    464

Ahern made it to the list. But he's not going alone! Looks like chud has to say goodbye to rookie lb Ausar Walcott. Going up for attempted murder charges! This might be the best arguement for a longer nfl season yet?

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Jakob    3,901

At some point we are going to need a penitentiary draft.

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Harris Aballah    464

looks like josh brent is going to diss traing camp for jailtime now too. ahern can't put the guns down and brent can't put the oohwee down

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Harris Aballah    464

thanks to Legefed over @ the colts our list keeps on growing. gun charges plus fleeing police during a traffic stop. what a moroon! goodells gonna be handing out suspensions like my old high school principal.

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Harris Aballah    464

Ahern is now a suspect in a shooting from 2007 near the fl campus. said he was brought up in the original investigation but i guess his gator status had em look away? this dude enjoys killing more than he enjoys fame & fortune.

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Harris Aballah    464

the raiders make the list with lb miava who was arrested for assault & criminal destruction of property. this is a good offseason for 2nd stringers who want a chance tp prove themselves.

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