I have had to testify in military court, which is my only point of reference.
YOU DO NOT fug AROUND IN COURT. Period.
Court is like when your Dad got home and your Momma told him what you did at school.
You didn't give your brother a fist bump when he didn't initially kick your ass.
If you did that, you got 2 ass-kickings.
Stoopid is as stoopid does.
Uh-oh Stinko is unreachable. You can't teach stupid.
You dumbasses defending him would be in jail right next to him right now. Hope you like corn hole.