nfail.com superman: CAM or AP

[Peppers90 NC 2,548]

Prepare to get yalls panties all wadded up

 

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000109896/article/gridiron-breakdown-cam-newton-vs-adrian-peterson

 

[Creep59 99]

cry babies, cry like a bunch of little girls

[PiratePanther189 773]

The f*ck is wrong with that place man. It doesn't even have to do with the fact that they would pick Peterson over Cam Newton, but a comparison in that fashion is just a f*cking joke.

[Frizzy350 1,120]

Didn't they do this last year too?

[frash.exe 9,180]

My analysis:

Cam is superman by default because he plays an infinitely more important and dynamic position

[fieryprophet 6,764]

This isn't an analysis piece, it's an Adam Rank (herp derp, I'M DER FUNNYST GUY EVR!) fluff piece that the NFL deems fit to peddle. I actually prefer that he picked AP in that context.

[PiratePanther189 773]

Special Powers:

 

Cam - "Ability to not open his eyes in a press conference after his team loses"

AP - "Able to recover from a devastating injury in record time. In other words, he's practically bulletproof."

 

Gee, I wonder what his intentions were in this award worthy piece of rhetorical art?

 

[Peppers90 NC 2,548]

yea that bottom poo is fugging awful, take away any achievements Cam has done.  I have no clue what it will take from him to get the respect he deserves

[lovelett 175]

It's actually funny if you try not to read into it.  It is the offseason.

[Peppers90 NC 2,548]

Peterson. The NFL was coming off a lockout when Newton first showed up, so the slight edge goes to Peterson.

 

 

Hum how many rookie rb's have done that or how many threw back-to-back 400 yard games.  No comparison to me but whatever