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Summer Doldrums Series: Fua vs. Instant Mashed Potatoes

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OchoNueve    158

Depends who we are trying to trade with... We just can't get any teams mashed potatoes.

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SCP    30,419

Will there be cheese in said potatoes?

That's up to the coaching staff.

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Marguide    3,293

Good read SCP, I enjoyed it. Plus, it made me kinda hungry.

Now, as to Fua...I don't understand how you draft a guy to play the nose when he always looks like the smallest guy on the line. It doesn't matter what his listed height and weight are, the guy is just flat undersized.

I predicted last season that he'd be out of professional football in 2 years. We'll see how camp goes, but it's just hard to believe he'll make the final 53.

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SCP    30,419

Good read SCP, I enjoyed it. Plus, it made me kinda hungry.

Now, as to Fua...I don't understand how you draft a guy to play the nose when he always looks like the smallest guy on the line. It doesn't matter what his listed height and weight are, the guy is just flat undersized.

I predicted last season that he'd be out of professional football in 2 years. We'll see how camp goes, but it's just hard to believe he'll make the final 53.

Ya I don't see how he makes it unless there is an injury. We could put him on the practice squad and nobody would pick him up.

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FattyFatFat    1,110

I think we might have to throw in a little bit more to sweeten the deal. Instant potatoes are fast and delicious. Fua is neither.

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L-TownCat    11,862

I'm aware of instant taters work, however, Fua is much more of a side dish in his own right. Could never stand on his own, monotonous and bland with out help from others. Monotonous and bland even with the help from others yet still maintains caloric importance in the way that Twinkies provide nutritional balance. Will always be passed over in the bufett line but seems to maintain a spot based on value and lack of alternatives. Neutral tones make this side blend in with its environment making it very hard to remember that it's even there unless forced to. In most cases a side of Fua leaves you bloated, gassy, slightly nauseous, irritable, with mild to severe anal leakage. Fua should be avoided at all costs.

So yeah, make the trade.

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carolina-chuck    2,761

If Cole makes this team, I fully expect to see Fua gone. McClain was the better player and got cut last year. Only reason why Fua' @ss is still on this team as that we were thin at NT last year. We're only going to carry 4-5 DTs, probably "4": Star, Cole, Edwards, Short.

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