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Summer Doldrums Series: Fua vs. Instant Mashed Potatoes

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you can make a volcano out of mashed potatoes. Winner.

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I think we might have to throw in a little bit more to sweeten the deal. Instant potatoes are fast and delicious. Fua is neither.

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I'm aware of instant taters work, however, Fua is much more of a side dish in his own right. Could never stand on his own, monotonous and bland with out help from others. Monotonous and bland even with the help from others yet still maintains caloric importance in the way that Twinkies provide nutritional balance. Will always be passed over in the bufett line but seems to maintain a spot based on value and lack of alternatives. Neutral tones make this side blend in with its environment making it very hard to remember that it's even there unless forced to. In most cases a side of Fua leaves you bloated, gassy, slightly nauseous, irritable, with mild to severe anal leakage. Fua should be avoided at all costs.

So yeah, make the trade.

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If Cole makes this team, I fully expect to see Fua gone. McClain was the better player and got cut last year. Only reason why Fua' @ss is still on this team as that we were thin at NT last year. We're only going to carry 4-5 DTs, probably "4": Star, Cole, Edwards, Short.

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Fua might get us someone's brussel sprouts.

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Fua might get us someone's brussel sprouts.

Also acceptable. But butter would have to be included.

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Mash tatters by a long shot. They take up space and if not done right can hold there on in a bowl movement. Fua on the other hand might out slide butter.

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Fua won't burn the hell out of my mouth when I reheat him in the microwave so I side with him. 

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Although Fua is not part of the greatest onion ring recipe ever

 

 

 

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Although Fua is not part of the greatest onion ring recipe ever

 

 

 

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