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HOW CAN THEY WRITE THIS CRAP?

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I'd make a pie today if that didn't mean getting in the car and driving to the store...

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Don't forget shepherds pie lol

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Chocolate fuggin pie is chocolate pudding in a pie tin mother fugger. It is not even a god damned mother fugging pie! I will fugging end you right here right now.

 

Then cherry and apple pie is nothing but a fruit cup.  Don't make me go Martha Stewart on you. 

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Chocolate is a flavor, not a pie.

That is milk pie. Chocolate milk pie.

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Pizza might as well be on that crap list. Huff post. Those liberal whores.

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I would add that I do not know what custard is.  It scares me when I consider the possibilities.

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Apple

Pecan

Pumpkin

These are the only pies I respect.

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How did poontang pie not make the list?!?! That has always been my favorite.

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Apple

Pecan

Pumpkin

These are the only pies I respect.

 

Legit. I don't agree 100% but I can appreciate it.

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A coconut isn't a fruit though... And coconuts surely don't suck dick.

A coconut is a fruit. It's a type of drupe, which is a type of fruit.

Also I just tried coconut cream pie the first time the other day and holy poo it was good.

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Chocolate is a flavor, not a pie.

That is milk pie. Chocolate milk pie.

Using your definition of pie, I will add the definition of fruit.  " fruit is a part of a flowering plant that derives from specific tissues of the flower, one or more ovaries, and in some cases accessory tissues."

 

Chocolate, therefore, does not come from a can of Nestle's Quick, it comes from a flowering, fruit-bearing botanical life form--chocolate is fruit. 

 

How long until camp starts?

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