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HOW CAN THEY WRITE THIS CRAP?

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Shouldn't cheesecake be pie despite it being called "cake"?  What defines a pie?  Going by some of these, cheesecake is definitely one.

 

Pie is defined by a fruit and a crust.

 

Everything else can suckadick

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Pie is defined by a fruit and a crust.

 

Everything else can suckadick

 

 

But Pecan Pie wouldn't really make sense if it's "cake"?

 

We need a new classification for those in the middle.

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A coconut isn't a fruit though... And coconuts surely don't suck dick.

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No you can't define it with fruit.  It's defined if it has a "crust".  Chicken pot pie, potato pie, etc.

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I'd make a pie today if that didn't mean getting in the car and driving to the store...

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Chocolate fuggin pie is chocolate pudding in a pie tin mother fugger. It is not even a god damned mother fugging pie! I will fugging end you right here right now.

 

Then cherry and apple pie is nothing but a fruit cup.  Don't make me go Martha Stewart on you. 

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Chocolate is a flavor, not a pie.

That is milk pie. Chocolate milk pie.

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Pizza might as well be on that crap list. Huff post. Those liberal whores.

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I would add that I do not know what custard is.  It scares me when I consider the possibilities.

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