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I've solved the pie conundrum

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There are two distinct classifications of pie.

 

 

Traditional Pie and Novelty Pie

 

 

Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Pecan Pie, Pumpkin Pie = Traditional Pie

 

All type of disgusting pudding pies, oreo pie, poo you find lying around pie = Novelty Pie (much less in worth)

 

 

Problem = Solved

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Custard pie = traditional pie = delicioso

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Hang on let me get a hold of MSNBC & CNN. They're going to want to hear about his.

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There are two distinct classifications of pie.


Traditional Pie and Novelty Pie


Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Pecan Pie, Pumpkin Pie = Traditional Pie

All type of disgusting pudding pies, oreo pie, poo you find lying around pie = Novelty Pie (much less in worth)


Problem = Solved


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peanut butter pie or you're a communist

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I think it's a little rash to lump all pudding pies into the novelty pie category. Banana cream pie is as traditional as it gets.

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Banana nut Pie is pretty fuggin awesome!

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coconut cream pie

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coconut cream pie

Oh you bad boy!

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How much it's gon' cost to turn one of them "white only" pies, into "nigga" pie?
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There needs to be a third category for completeness sake.  Savory pies.  Shepherd's, pot, mincemeat, etc.  They may not follow the intent of piedom, but they are there.  The white elephants in the room.  Or pieshell. 

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What about frito pie?

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Zod = whiney, bitch ass pie

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I'm writing down names...

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Traditional pies are clearly superior to all other pies.

 

Other "pie" desserts are fine but they should be called something else.

 

Also Rhubarb has no business near any pie of mine, one way or the other.

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'Merica is like BASF.  We don't make a lot of the products you buy, we make a lot of the products you buy better.

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boston cream pie is the yum, and solves the pie v cake controversy

 

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plus, it's so awesome that it has donuts and ice cream flavors named after it.  What more could you want?

 

 

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The real confusion here is why would someone ruin a perfectly good apple pie with cheese?

 

Can we add a footnote to the traditional pie category that moves apple somewhere else if it has cheese on it?

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@zod In what category does poontang fall? #ImportantThoughts
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@zod In what category does poontang fall? #ImportantThoughts



For most of the huddle its probably considered mythical pie
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any pie that doesn't contain fruit = cake!

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I'm confused is cheese cake a pie? because its closer to a pie than a cake in my eyes.

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