Nothing to see here, move along! (Other than my bearotica layout, click only if you want to see)

[Big A 218]

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[Porn Shop Clerk 4,076]

alice is our own personal sloth.   he even looks like him

 

 

we keep him chained in smack and alternate between whipping him and feeding him candy bars

[Hawk 2,378]

what in the fug are you talking about you little waste of fuging skin?  don't pretend to know fuging anything about me you sack of useless poo....fug you

[Porn Shop Clerk 4,076]

Aww don't cry, are you mad because you have this super duper fast "sports car" and I drive this big huge family 4 door car that can smoke your sport car, has almost 300 hp more, and can top your top speed by 36 miles. Hey, at least you will have plastic decals stuck all over it, I'll never have that on my car so you got me there! I'll jist stick to GIAC ecu tune, fabspeed pipe, and monoblock racing rims, but no stickers. :(

 

oh yeah?   i have a jetpack that can fly me at 100+ mph and gets 10,000 mpg but it wouldn't even lift your fat ass two inches off the ground

 

what you really need is a flatbed so your mom can just strap your fatass down when she drives you to the mall to creep on underage girls with daddy's mastercard

[Big A 218]

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[Porn Shop Clerk 4,076]

damn dude you're like every psychotic ex girlfriend i ever had rolled into one

[Hawk 2,378]

ya, I have an SRT and I fuging love it...and it doesn't have decals on it....and best of all...I bought it with money I made...my mommy didn't buy it for me because I went poo poo on the big boy toilet all by myself

[Porn Shop Clerk 4,076]

[Panthro 9,343]

thanks Panthro.  guess the rules on being bant and making an alt to come back and be just as big of a fuging idiot have been lifted?

 

I didn't unban him. I just stated my opinion on Olestra.

[Porn Shop Clerk 4,076]

alice is carving my name into his thigh as we speak