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alejandro has moved beyond PMing men his BMI, but...........

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Why so harsh....bruh?

Because when someone throws you a slow pitch right down the middle you are obligated to hit the ball straight out of the park and show them why that was a bad idea.

If you don't swing they never learn, and I always swing for the fences.

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and from what I've been told by a girl I used to date that's a nurse at CMC neither have any of your girlfriends apparently.

Seriously dude how do you walk with that?

 

i'm a grower, not a shower

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Because when someone throws you a slow pitch right down the middle you are obligated to hit the ball straight out of the park and show them why that was a bad idea.

If you don't swing they never learn, and I always swing for the fences.

 

Gotcha bruh! ;)

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since when does crossfit do cardio

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...now he's a medical expert dispensing pro bono council

 

 

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web MD expert right here. clearly, peru is very dangerous. why? because of some california couple. seems legit

 

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web MD expert right here. clearly, peru is very dangerous. why? because of some california couple. seems legit

 

alejandro's just mad because his mom kept him on a kid leash and floaties every time they dragged him to a vacation until he was 15

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alejandro's just mad because his mom kept him on a kid leash and floaties


Sounds like my dream date!
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Nice, whose alt is that? Just PM me.

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Sounds like my dream date!

 

i'm glad you're coming clean. could you divulge more about how you acquired your assets/why you wash your hair with margarine?

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i'm glad you're coming clean. could you divulge more about how you acquired your assets/why you wash your hair with margarine?

I make most of my income dishing out tug-n-chugs behind the SuperDome. Thank god I live in New Orleans; Saints fans are the best customers I could ask for.

As for the margarine, no, I don't wash with it, but I do occasionally run my hands through my hair after yet another "Alejandro Happy Ending!"
(I use a touch of margarine to make schongs even MORE delicious!)
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Quick, say something Nostrildamus can respond to about me, he made a complete moron of himself earlier and needs to save some face! LMFAO

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I make most of my income dishing out tug-n-chugs behind the SuperDome. Thank god I live in New Orleans; Saints fans are the best customers I could ask for.

As for the margarine, no, I don't wash with it, but I do occasionally run my hands through my hair after yet another "Alejandro Happy Ending!"
(I use a touch of margarine to make schongs even MORE delicious!)

Bravo. Now go get it Pinocchio, really let me have it, lol

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