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#31 PhillyB

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:14 PM

imagine the disappointment when a carload of hot chicks sees him roll up in his dope ass whip and he rolls down the window

 

when i think of alejandro in his car i think of michael bolton rapping scarface with the radio and hurriedly turning it down and rolling the window up when the black guy walks by

 

milquetoastery thy name is alejandro



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:14 PM

good thing mommy is in the passenger seats to wipe the sting of tears out of his eyes



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:15 PM

what, you think he printed up a picture of that bently from ebay and taped it to the driver side door of his '99 civic?

 

lol



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:32 PM

his life motto on facebook is "he who dies with the most toys, wins!!"

 

how sad



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:34 PM

his life motto on facebook is "he who dies with the most toys, wins!!"

 

how sad

 

hahahahaha c'mon you can't be serious



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:44 PM

he's a self-made caricature 



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:55 PM

"i'm not a loser because i have awesome brakes!"


I'm not a loser because I travel to Peru to stay in my customary shithole habitation I'm accustomed to and sit on the Internet bragging on the huddle.

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 01:57 PM

he's a self-made caricature


With that monstrous Pinocchio nose, you're going to say caricature to someone else!? You're a walking caricature!

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:00 PM

I'm not a loser because I travel to Peru to stay in my customary shithole habitation I'm accustomed to and sit on the Internet bragging on the huddle.

 

well i did just cut my ball of mozzarella cheese with a comb because i don't have a knife in my apartment so you may have a point there.

 

however i'll just go buy one for fifty cents at the market next weekend, and in the meantime i'm going to finish my lunch break and go finish assembling 1700-year-old decorative vases and prep for another archaeological field survey in the morning.

 

good luck with your shoes and stuff



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:04 PM

your nose ain't got nothing on his hippo thighs bro

 



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:09 PM

Why do I get the feeling that I'm gonna keep reading & see that PhillyB asked the pediatrician before they left & prince AlShe was too fuggin stupid to consider that?


ETA: Ah... Because he is that fuggin stupid.


Yeah, I considered that and really didn't care anyway which is why literally 4 minutes later I deleted message, yet never considered his vacation sucks so bad he's hanging out on huddle all day.

For the record, his response wasn't, we already spoke to pediatrician so your concern is unfounded, he said they did ask him and response was to laugh.

So according to Nostrildamus,
he asked all the questions to pediatrician weeks earlier
When random person brought it up, between hours of Sat 9m and Sun 9am asked again.

So if pediatricians response was to break out in laughter, wouldn't that have been his reaction the first time you asked if the point was so ridiculous?

So if you had already consulted multiple times with pediatrician and asked all the questions already, why did you call and ASK AGAIN on a Sunday where you would have had to basically get answering service to call and wake up physician under guise of an emergency since you would have called between 9pm and 9am, just to ask a question you already asked! Maybe the laughter, if it actually happened, was a result of waking him up on a Sunday morning to ask a question you already asked and had answered as you claim!?

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:12 PM

you gonna give PhillyB poo for bragging on the internet???

 

i have a bentley, I have a ferrari....fug you! 

 

 

here's something all us guys have that you don't....a life!  and...the knowledge of knowing what it feels like being balls deep in a real female vagina.....and before you say it....your mom and sister don't count!



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:23 PM

do you feel guilty when you drive those cars? I mean, think of how many dicks your crackhead ***** of a mom and uncle dad had to suck to make that money for you.


I know the whole fairy tale about my parents buying me my cars is making you feel better about being over a decade older than me and only being worth a fraction of what I at even half your age, but I actually made all the money I used to purchase my cars. If my parents had anything to do with it, they would have stopped me from buying them as they thought it was ridiculous to spend so much on a car and thought I should have just bought a regular car like the run of the mil S600 Mercedes or another 7series BMW, but it was all my money! The last financial help I got from my parents was over a decade ago. Other than that all I get from my parents is a few thousand on my birthday and Christmas to go buy what I want. So nice fairy tale, too bad it's not true.

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:31 PM

whatever helps you sleep at night there asswipe!

 

what you have, which I believe is probably absolutely nothing, means absolutely nothing to me.  What I all have can't be bought. 



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Posted 24 June 2013 - 02:44 PM

you gonna give PhillyB poo for bragging on the internet???

i have a bentley, I have a ferrari....fug you!


here's something all us guys have that you don't....a life! and...the knowledge of knowing what it feels like being balls deep in a real female vagina.....and before you say it....your mom and sister don't count!


That's the funniest part in all this, y'all dig into my personal accounts and dig up photos of my houses, my cars, my coins, etc and post pictures of it everywhere, then afterwards make fun of me posting all these pictures to brag!? I've been on Falcons forum over 2 years before here and you can ask Mashburn if I ever mentioned anything about my wealth. Go to NFC south forum, and other than my Cars, which came up because someone posted from over here links to the threads here and his name was Iceberg Slim, I never mentioned my wealth.

So if you don't want me to being up anything about my cars or properties or shoes or coins, stop digging into private pictures that are not publicly posted and posting here. As Nostrildamus already proved that Peru is so awesome, he's been digging again into my Facebook and Instagram, I had set everything to private, but he must have been checking nonstop to figure out I had just taken my IG off private lass than a day ago.

What are you digging for anyway Nosey? You got my home address, my parents home address, name, work number, work address, facebook pics, IG pics, 2nd facebook account I use for pics, posts on Maseratilife, posts on Ferrari forum, posts on car audio design forum, post on gardening forum, post on falcons boad, and on and on, I mean seriously Phil, I found your Facebook page and you blog you announce on your profile, other than that, I could care less about anything about you.

Mentioning my shoes means you checked into my IG in past 24 hours, and my quoting my Facebook means visits there also. So what is it you're looking for? I sent you my BMI already? You long for naked pics? You got a crush on me? You infatuated? Does your wife know how much time you devote to checking out another guy? Hey I got tons of toys and I know a peasant like you will never have most of them in his life, so is that it, you just want to see what could have been if you had done something with your life?

Make whatever snark response you want, but fact is, your in another country right now and you have already spent that time like it appears you spend your time at home, digging into information on another guy you're infatuated with! Actions speak louder than words buddy!


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