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#46 toldozer

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 09:14 PM

FTFY


No bro. It just stopped working this week.

#47 Floppin

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 09:17 PM

No bro. It just stopped working this week.

 

Just giving you poo....it's a jokes thread after all. 



#48 toldozer

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 09:18 PM

I know i just wanted to be able to post another one. My post on a message board got made fun of

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 09:34 PM

wow...you all are so strong...so incredibly strong.  We need a telethon!



#50 frash.exe

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 10:08 PM

my wallet got so overstuffed with cash that the emblem in the center blew out



#51 pstall

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 10:12 PM

got a callous from playing too much cornhole



#52 Coheed

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 10:12 PM

today I locked myself out of my car. was putting a guitar I bought in the trunk and left the keys in there too.

 

 

 

first world problem.



#53 KSpan

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 10:26 PM

I got in my car to go pick up a pizza but it was low on gas, so I had to go back into my house and get the keys for my other car.

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 10:46 PM

hahahahahah....been there, done that!!!



#55 toldozer

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 10:51 PM

I got in my car to go pick up a pizza but it was low on gas, so I had to go back into my house and get the keys for my other car.


Normal people pay for someone elses gas to bring the pizza to them. You are a real go getter.

#56 AppStatePanther

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 12:01 AM

I really hate when a hot girl gets in front of me when I'm running long distances

 

nobody finds you funny.

 

I can't stand having to pick all the pretzels out of the Hot & spicy Chex Mix.



#57 Porn Shop Clerk

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 12:05 AM

But you can read? Bravo.

 

being able to read



#58 Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 12:31 AM

I went for a walk around the neighborhood and stepped on a landmine... 

 

People should really start cleaning up after their dogs!!



#59 Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 12:35 AM

They say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," but I can only afford a new iPhone ever other day...



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Posted 26 June 2013 - 12:42 AM

I went for a walk around the neighborhood and stepped on a landmine... 

 

People should really start cleaning up after their dogs!!

 

this one time when i was 17 i was walking through a gated community when a strange adult male stalked me and killed me




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