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i see i touched a nerve

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a touched nerve is as close as he will come to being touched, other than by mommy and her oh-so lovable kisses he gets

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pffffft you touched his soul philly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol jk he doesn't have a soul

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i see i touched a nerve

Oh yeah, photoshopping a few of my pics over Kevin Bergerons match.com profile was just so horrible! Hahaa

...meanwhile, your post about how bad your marriage sucks, how terribly unhappy you are, and turned to a football message board for marriage advice is all total REAL!

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Oh wait, I forgot one of the most important rules as it's about to be applied,

-all rivals are virgins that have never even been in the presence of a female except for mommy

Cue the, well at least he knows what it's like to be with a woman responses! ROTFL

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i sense hurt behind those callous walls

 

ask mom to ask your maid from the falkland islands or wherever to tickle your dinky before bed tonight again and you'll be ok

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Oh wait, I forgot one of the most important rules as it's about to be applied,

-all rivals are virgins that have never even been in the presence of a female except for mommy

Cue the, well at least he knows what it's like to be with a woman responses! ROTFL

nope, just you.  does the ground shake when you roll on the floor laughing?

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i sense hurt behind those callous walls

ask mom to ask your maid from the falkland islands or wherever to tickle your dinky before bed tonight again and you'll be ok

You're doing it wrong! There's supposed to be no female contact ever for the virgin rival! Oh wait, the maid is not gender specific, maybe it could be a male maid? Oh yeah, that would be a clever RULE 10 & 13 application. Bravo Phil, ahead of the curve again!

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You're doing it wrong! There's supposed to be no female contact ever for the virgin rival! Oh wait, the maid is not gender specific, maybe it could be a male maid? Oh yeah, that would be a clever RULE 10 & 13 application. Bravo Phil, ahead of the curve again!

 

we don't think you're a virgin, we just don't think anything with a free will and four limbs would ever touch you

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nope, just you. does the ground shake when you roll on the floor laughing?

I love grade school comedy! Let me try:

Your momma so fat, she snort to Sea World to get baptized!

Your momma so fat, she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl!

Your momma so dumb, she though a quarterback was a refund!

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