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we don't think you're a virgin, we just don't think anything with a free will and four limbs would ever touch you

Uh oh, my amputee fetish has been exposed!

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oh lord i'm bored.  if you can generate some non-generalized, beyond middle school smack, maybe i'll continue to punch the souless, lifeless punching bag we all call Fat Pat, but it's just too easy to dominate someone who is so bad.  this has just gotten sad, mommy still loves you Fatricia, you can always bank on that and her pound cake kisses.

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that GL's Page guy was so superior to alice

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will this get to a point where we feel bad for alice? I'd say we could all chip in for a prostitute but I'm sure he could cover it.

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I love grade school comedy! Let me try:

Your momma so fat, she snort to Sea World to get baptized!

Your momma so fat, she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl!

Your momma so dumb, she though a quarterback was a refund!

how the hell did you fat finger "went" into "snort"?

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will this get to a point where we feel bad for alice? I'd say we could all chip in for a prostitute but I'm sure he could cover it.

 

pun intended?

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Oh wait, I forgot one of the most important rules as it's about to be applied,

-all rivals are virgins that have never even been in the presence of a female except for mommy

Cue the, well at least he knows what it's like to be with a woman responses! ROTFL

You have yet to provide any solid reason for us to believe you've touched a human creature with a vagina.

You continually provide solid reasons toward our believing that you're a 40 year-old virgin.

Continue to dodge the subject, but most of us agree that ever since man was put on this earth one of his main objectives has been to have conjugal relations with woman. You've failed one of the most basic objectives of life.

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You have yet to provide any solid reason for us to believe you've touched a human creature with a vagina.

You continually provide solid reasons toward our believing that you're a 40 year-old virgin.

Continue to dodge the subject, but most of us agree that ever since man was put on this earth one of his main objectives has been to have conjugal relations with woman. You've failed one of the most basic objectives of life.

I didn't dodge the question, I'm obviously a 40 something balding fat virgin. Oh wait, that also looks older than your 50+ year old dad too. You can't blame me for never having touched a woman with that list of qualities!

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I didn't dodge the question, I'm obviously a 40 something balding fat virgin. Oh wait, that also looks older than your 50+ year old dad too. You can't blame me for never having touched a woman with that list of qualities!

Even though you're being sarcastic, that's probably the most truthful thing you've ever said on here.

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