No, I won't be in attendance.
However, I have a full sized helmet with around 10 signatures on it right now and would like to get it as filled up as possible with some new team members and players that never got to sign it last season. I am willing to ship my helmet to someone who will be there for a few days or so and would be gracious enough and trustworthy enough to get it signed some more and send it back. I could pay for the shipping and throw in some cash for your troubles if necessary.
This is probably a terrible idea.