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Ultra limited shoe that sold out in 17 seconds everywhere, I'll take 3! Why UPS delivery is the best time of the day!

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 Did you buy the other two pairs for your blow up dolls?

 

How cute.

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Did you buy the other two pairs for your blow up dolls?

How cute.

One pair to wear, one to my collection. If its really sought after and will be very valuable, I'll get a few more to store away or even flip.

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One pair to wear, one to my collection. If its really sought after and will be very valuable, I'll get a few more to store away or even flip.

Nice Bruh,

 

I made a nice bit of pocket change doing the same thing with AR-15 rifles.

fuging broke rednecks paying me 5 times cost.

When that fuger in The Batman movie shot all those fugers I grabbed up bunch's of the rifles.

Did it all in cash and blew that poo funding a batshit crazy Frat party when my boys at Duke for their rush week.

It's almost like charity, supporting my Bruhs with cash from Brokeass necks HAHA

 

Luckily we could attract the attention of the ho's from surrounding schools, those Duke girls...no top shelf.

 

 

 

 

 

UPS man didn't bring me poo, but let me tell ya what is going down this weekend.

 

Today:

Nailed this lil bitch I met last night one last time then sent her down to my driver to take her home.

Left her a fake number, yeah I'll call ya baby HAHA

Protein Shake/X-Fit/Home Gym

Spend a few at the office talking poo and making sure my money is right.

Stop in to the stylist to get my do right, get my face smooth, and a massage.

Gotta make sure everything is nice and tight.

 

Lunchies with couple hopeful interns from UNCC -----Means I'll get that SuckySucky CHeeeyeahhhh

 

THEN MY BRUHS

 

Taking the fam plane to the Caribbean to check out some new property interests.

Already called up my BRUH that lives down there as an agent, same frat so he handles my places down there. Makes a "decent" living, ya know 4-500k a year in property.

Work during day, Slaying them panties at night.

Flight home Sunday afternoon.

 

 

 

If you are in the islands this weekend send me a PM here Bruh. I don't do the Facebook or any of that poo. fug, Bruh I've prob used this forum poo more past 24 than in my last 23 years of life . HAHA

 

 

Don't let HATERS bring ya down BRUH.

 

 

 

ENJOY WALMART LOSERS

 

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fug those are ugly ass shoes...I bet they fit you like a glove!!

 

 

and I'm pretty sure you guys all have it wrong....that's not LV poo...it's actually VL.....verified loser

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Ultra limited shoe that sold out in 17 seconds everywhere, I'll take 3! Why UPS delivery is the best time of the day!

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And that's why your existence is sad and pathetic. The best time of day for me is when I get home to see my family. A loving wife and child that mean the world to me. A couple of dogs the get excited when my old ass Mustang engine announces that I've pulled into the driveway. The intangible things in life that can't be purchase no matter how much exclusivity they posses.

 

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amen to that!!!!

 

 

it's kind of sad that some folks require a long list of material things to make up for the important things they'll never have

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And that's why your existence is sad and pathetic. The best time of day for me is when I get home to see my family. A loving wife and child that mean the world to me. A couple of dogs the get excited when my old ass Mustang engine announces that I've pulled into the driveway. The intangible things in life that can't be purchase no matter how much exclusivity they posses.

Good for you, but I'm more of a goodies guy, and UPS brings the goodies! It's not like I only care about material things, last night I watched a UNICEF commercial that said I could save a starving child's life for just 50 cents and thought about doing it for a few minutes, but then I remembered leaving the grocery store they had these glow in the dark bouncy balls for 50 cents and I'm scoring a few of those for sure!

I don't have a family yet, but I have the worlds best dog and he shadows me everywhere. I treat him like family, if I order out dinner, he's getting something too. Last night I got him a ribeye last from outback that put him in a food comma he was so happy. Of course the chef that prepares his food every week might have to adjust his fat content in this weeks meals to offset that ribeye, but I think it was worth it. He also is into goodies, I got him a Christian Louboutin harness that came in this past Monday that is straight pimp and he knows it. He's got some extra swag in his walk this week with his new harness! See, were not so different, I have my little family too.

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Good for you, but I'm more of a goodies guy, and UPS brings the goodies! It's not like I only care about material things, last night I watched a UNICEF commercial that said I could save a starving child's life for just 50 cents and thought about doing it for a few minutes, but then I remembered leaving the grocery store they had these glow in the dark bouncy balls for 50 cents and I'm scoring a few of those for sure!

I don't have a family yet, but I have the worlds best dog and he shadows me everywhere. I treat him like family, if I order out dinner, he's getting something too. Last night I got him a ribeye last from outback that put him in a food comma he was so happy. Of course the chef that prepares his food every week might have to adjust his fat content in this weeks meals to offset that ribeye, but I think it was worth it. He also is into goodies, I got him a Christian Louboutin harness that came in this past Monday that is straight pimp and he knows it. He's got some extra swag in his walk this week with his new harness! See, were not so different, I have my little family too.

 

At this point you really are an idiot or bad at trolling, but what the hell, I'll play. The only reason your dog is excited to see you is because he knows the nightly peanut butter applied to your half inch mule knocker will commence. It's sad that all you have in life to shower with gifts is your little AKC sex slave.

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At this point you really are an idiot or bad at trolling, but what the hell, I'll play. The only reason your dog is excited to see you is because he knows the nightly peanut butter applied to your half inch mule knocker will commence. It's sad that all you have in life to shower with gifts is your little AKC sex slave.

Not sure where you get peanut butter from but he's never eaten that before, the guy that prepares his food uses brown rice, carrots, tilapia, chicken, green bean, lamb, etc. it's actually not too much more then regular dry food and he stays super healthy. If you want, I could even ask and see if i can get you some of his recipes, they are pretty simple.

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LOL....I hardly ever come in to Smack but I need to more often, this is pure entertainment. What a tool this guy is and what the fug is a food comma?  Is that some sort of pause in between bites of food?

 

Seems to me the dog might not be the only one the chef should adjust the fat content of the next meal for.

 

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Ultra limited shoe that sold out in 17 seconds everywhere, I'll take 3! Why UPS delivery is the best time of the day!

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pink is totally your color fine young male

 

also it looks like someone poo all over your counter

 

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