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UPS makes it Christmas every week!

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Good for you, but I'm more of a goodies guy, and UPS brings the goodies! It's not like I only care about material things, last night I watched a UNICEF commercial that said I could save a starving child's life for just 50 cents and thought about doing it for a few minutes, but then I remembered leaving the grocery store they had these glow in the dark bouncy balls for 50 cents and I'm scoring a few of those for sure!

I don't have a family yet, but I have the worlds best dog and he shadows me everywhere. I treat him like family, if I order out dinner, he's getting something too. Last night I got him a ribeye last from outback that put him in a food comma he was so happy. Of course the chef that prepares his food every week might have to adjust his fat content in this weeks meals to offset that ribeye, but I think it was worth it. He also is into goodies, I got him a Christian Louboutin harness that came in this past Monday that is straight pimp and he knows it. He's got some extra swag in his walk this week with his new harness! See, were not so different, I have my little family too.

 

At this point you really are an idiot or bad at trolling, but what the hell, I'll play. The only reason your dog is excited to see you is because he knows the nightly peanut butter applied to your half inch mule knocker will commence. It's sad that all you have in life to shower with gifts is your little AKC sex slave.

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At this point you really are an idiot or bad at trolling, but what the hell, I'll play. The only reason your dog is excited to see you is because he knows the nightly peanut butter applied to your half inch mule knocker will commence. It's sad that all you have in life to shower with gifts is your little AKC sex slave.

Not sure where you get peanut butter from but he's never eaten that before, the guy that prepares his food uses brown rice, carrots, tilapia, chicken, green bean, lamb, etc. it's actually not too much more then regular dry food and he stays super healthy. If you want, I could even ask and see if i can get you some of his recipes, they are pretty simple.

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LOL....I hardly ever come in to Smack but I need to more often, this is pure entertainment. What a tool this guy is and what the fug is a food comma?  Is that some sort of pause in between bites of food?

 

Seems to me the dog might not be the only one the chef should adjust the fat content of the next meal for.

 

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Ultra limited shoe that sold out in 17 seconds everywhere, I'll take 3! Why UPS delivery is the best time of the day!

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pink is totally your color fine young male

 

also it looks like someone poo all over your counter

 

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Good for you, but I'm more of a penis guy, and UPS brings the dildos! It's not like I only care about material things, last night I watched a Gay porn that said I could save a slice of man ass for just 50 cents and thought about doing it for a few minutes, but then I remembered leaving the grocery store they had these glow in the dark butt plugs for 50 cents and I'm scoring a few of those for sure!

I don't have a family yet, but I have the worlds best blow up dolls and they go with me everywhere. I treat them like family, if I order out dinner, they getting something too. Last night I got them KY jelly and fix a flat last night from amazon that put them in a frisky mood they were so happy. Of course the man ***** that prepares their anuses every week might have to adjust their standard lube to offset that KY, but I think it was worth it. They are also is into goodies, I got them a Sex swing harness that came in this past Monday that is straight pimp and they know it. They've got some extra swag in their walk this week with the new harness! See, were not so different, I have my little family too.

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Not sure where you get peanut butter from but he's never eaten that before, the guy that prepares his food uses brown rice, carrots, tilapia, chicken, green bean, lamb, etc. it's actually not too much more then regular dry food and he stays super healthy. If you want, I could even ask and see if i can get you some of his recipes, they are pretty simple.

 

We all know where you little furry felching partner is getting the peanut butter. For those that aren't sure, think gooch has nothing to do with clothes.

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pink is totally your color fine young male

also it looks like someone poo all over your counter

Lebron designed that shoe, so if you think he picked a fine young male color, take it up with him!

My granite is 3cm Typhoon Bourdeaux from Brazil, just that little piece is worth more than your car and the 3 slabs used in kitchen are worth more than your life,

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Lebron designed that shoe, so if you think he picked a fine young male color, take it up with him!

My granite is 3cm Typhoon Bourdeaux from Brazil, just that little piece is worth more than your car and the 3 slabs used in kitchen are worth more than your life,

 

We get it, you spend your parents money on superfluous poo, PSC spends his time fuging your mom in the ass while your dad watches, and your dog spends his time licking peanut butter off your grundle

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PSC spends his time fuging your mom in the ass while your dad watches,

 

i'm not actually his uncle

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Lebron designed that shoe, so if you think he picked a fine young male color, take it up with him!

My granite is 3cm Typhoon Bourdeaux from Brazil, just that little piece is worth more than your car and the 3 slabs used in kitchen are worth more than your life,

 

couldn't you get one that didn't look like it was streaked with feces?

 

if you died tomorrow, only 3 people would notice.  that's how much your life is worth.

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