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#25 L-TownCat

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 11:38 AM

Good for you, but I'm more of a penis guy, and UPS brings the dildos! It's not like I only care about material things, last night I watched a Gay porn that said I could save a slice of man ass for just 50 cents and thought about doing it for a few minutes, but then I remembered leaving the grocery store they had these glow in the dark butt plugs for 50 cents and I'm scoring a few of those for sure!

I don't have a family yet, but I have the worlds best blow up dolls and they go with me everywhere. I treat them like family, if I order out dinner, they getting something too. Last night I got them KY jelly and fix a flat last night from amazon that put them in a frisky mood they were so happy. Of course the man ***** that prepares their anuses every week might have to adjust their standard lube to offset that KY, but I think it was worth it. They are also is into goodies, I got them a Sex swing harness that came in this past Monday that is straight pimp and they know it. They've got some extra swag in their walk this week with the new harness! See, were not so different, I have my little family too.


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Posted 28 June 2013 - 11:40 AM

Not sure where you get peanut butter from but he's never eaten that before, the guy that prepares his food uses brown rice, carrots, tilapia, chicken, green bean, lamb, etc. it's actually not too much more then regular dry food and he stays super healthy. If you want, I could even ask and see if i can get you some of his recipes, they are pretty simple.

 

We all know where you little furry felching partner is getting the peanut butter. For those that aren't sure, think gooch has nothing to do with clothes.



#27 Big A

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:02 PM

pink is totally your color fine young male

also it looks like someone poo all over your counter


Lebron designed that shoe, so if you think he picked a fine young male color, take it up with him!

My granite is 3cm Typhoon Bourdeaux from Brazil, just that little piece is worth more than your car and the 3 slabs used in kitchen are worth more than your life,

#28 88 Bronco

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:10 PM

Lebron designed that shoe, so if you think he picked a fine young male color, take it up with him!

My granite is 3cm Typhoon Bourdeaux from Brazil, just that little piece is worth more than your car and the 3 slabs used in kitchen are worth more than your life,

 

We get it, you spend your parents money on superfluous poo, PSC spends his time fuging your mom in the ass while your dad watches, and your dog spends his time licking peanut butter off your grundle



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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:11 PM

PSC spends his time fuging your mom in the ass while your dad watches,

 

i'm not actually his uncle



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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:12 PM

Lebron designed that shoe, so if you think he picked a fine young male color, take it up with him!

My granite is 3cm Typhoon Bourdeaux from Brazil, just that little piece is worth more than your car and the 3 slabs used in kitchen are worth more than your life,

 

couldn't you get one that didn't look like it was streaked with feces?

 

if you died tomorrow, only 3 people would notice.  that's how much your life is worth.



#31 Doc Holiday

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:28 PM

Lebron designed that shoe, so if you think he picked a fine young male color, take it up with him!

My granite is 3cm Typhoon Bourdeaux from Brazil, just that little piece is worth more than your car and the 3 slabs used in kitchen are worth more than your life,



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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:38 PM


Dead on, Eddie (PSC) is an all talk pussy, he called all my pictures fake ad stolen from ebay, yet when I bet him my $100 to his $1 if he found proof of just one fake pic, he quickly changed the subject and was too pusy to risk a single dollar, even with the prospect of winning $100 for each. All talk pussy! Get em Doc!

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:44 PM

lol the ups guy is your only fuging friend you pathetic waste of resources

 

can't even fix your own dog's food.  that's how fuging sad and useless your life is.

 

every dime spent on you could better be served keeping an actual human alive



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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:46 PM

that's one lucky dog...with you around, he doesn't even have to lick his own balls.



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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:49 PM

that's one lucky dog...with you around, he doesn't even have to lick his own balls.

 

The difference is that the dog needs peanut butter coating coaxing to lick Pat's gooch, but Pat does it for the dog without any motivation.



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Posted 28 June 2013 - 12:50 PM

hahahaha....that's what makes it Christmas......mmmm.....dog nuts