Good for you, but I'm more of a penis guy, and UPS brings the dildos! It's not like I only care about material things, last night I watched a Gay porn that said I could save a slice of man ass for just 50 cents and thought about doing it for a few minutes, but then I remembered leaving the grocery store they had these glow in the dark butt plugs for 50 cents and I'm scoring a few of those for sure!
I don't have a family yet, but I have the worlds best blow up dolls and they go with me everywhere. I treat them like family, if I order out dinner, they getting something too. Last night I got them KY jelly and fix a flat last night from amazon that put them in a frisky mood they were so happy. Of course the man ***** that prepares their anuses every week might have to adjust their standard lube to offset that KY, but I think it was worth it. They are also is into goodies, I got them a Sex swing harness that came in this past Monday that is straight pimp and they know it. They've got some extra swag in their walk this week with the new harness! See, were not so different, I have my little family too.