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PhillyB    40,350

i motion that this be locked so as not to relieve alejandro from the embarrassment of his neck-deep shitlake dripping out of other threads

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Zod    14,969

I'm drinking a Zima with a jolly rancher in the bottom. And one in the Zima too.

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Doc Holiday    2,071

I've never had a Zima, but jolly rancher sounds gross, but I don't like sweet things

 

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Floppin    5,443

I wish I had some beer. I forgot to go to the store and now I'm in the process of putting my daughter to bed. I might have to call in a beer run favor from a friend. 

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PhillyB    40,350

i'm about to head over to the sweet italian eatery... i'm trying to save money so i'm only drinking on the weekends, but it's only five bucks for a massive heaping plate of spaghetti alfredo with garlic bread, so i'm about to nail a couple of cusqueñas. i don't think they export but it's a decent beer, at least by american standards

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tonight i'm going to be drinking very very very very expensive beer that was flown in from belgium on a private plane and sat on a silk pillow the entire flight.  i will place the very expensive bottle on my ten trillion dollar typhoon bordeaux granite countertop that turned out to be really expensive, very hard to find, and not from common Greek, Turkish, or Chinese quarries in my nine hundred trillion dollar ten million square foot house and i will use a very expensive bottle opener (it's the same one lebron james uses) that's made out of platinum with a rosewood handle that was made from the fretboard of a '59 gibson les paul.  the bottle opener comes with a commemorative bentley fs with GIAC ecu tune, fabspeed pipe, KN filters, HRE monoblock wheels, brembo brakes, and window tint although it already comes with polarized glass, just to name some.  this is all very normal to me because i am very very rich.  i will then sell the empty bottle on ebay for six hundred thousand dollars because it's a collectors item even though i only paid $1 for it and had to wait in line for one second.

 

 

none of you can afford any of the stuff i just talked about so you can't call me fat or mock my taste in anything.  ha ha ha i also have a dog that i feed steaks to.

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Floppin    5,443

  ha ha ha i also have a dog that i feed steaks to.

 

 

I dunno why, but this part got me. I couldn't help but laugh. 

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