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#61 Floppin

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:10 PM

i never had a problem with leeches, but the spiders ate me alive. i conquered a weird spider phobia by sleeping in a room chock full of them... every time i turned out the light they'd scuttle across my chest, and since it was a solar-powered property i couldn't sleep with the lights on, so i just wrapped up in a blanket and went to sleep. i woke up covered from head to toe in spider bites but obviously none of them were poisonous

 

Yeah, no fuging way. 



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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:13 PM

What is better than Corona?

 

literally everything



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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:14 PM

they no longer bother me

 

 

now bees, on the other hand... fug bees.



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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:19 PM

they no longer bother me

 

 

now bees, on the other hand... fug bees.

I jumped out of a raft with customers in it because I hit a tree and 3 spiders landed on my and were scurrying around on me, I flipped the fug out of that thing, so yeah I hate spiders



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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:21 PM

ha! where were you rafting?



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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:25 PM

ha! where were you rafting?

the Barron River up in Cairns, Queensland



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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:37 PM

the Barron River up in Cairns, Queensland

 

nice. i never made it up that far. i'd intended to spend a week or two camping on hinchinbrook island but i got distracted by southeast asia instead



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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:53 PM

this yolo character keeps messing me about wanting to give me sex. Please help I feel icky and sticky

http://cdn2.sbnation...167769/jags.gif



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Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:42 AM

The only beer worth drinking is Corona.


Jesus F'ing Christ

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 10:47 AM

What's the worst beer you've had? I drank this Magic Hat poo once called Hicu, fuging gross.


Southern Tier Mocha Porter, fuging gross.

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 11:19 AM

Jesus F'ing Christ

LMAO!

Unbelievable!

Epic!

Brilliant!

Magnificent!

Extraordinary!



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Posted 01 July 2013 - 11:38 AM

Southern Tier Mocha Porter, fuging gross.

 

That sounds bad.



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Posted 01 July 2013 - 11:41 AM

That sounds bad.


It's like if you ate a pound of coffee beans and waited a few hours. Then took a poo and mixed the poo with barley and water and then brewed it.

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 11:44 AM

It's like if you ate a pound of coffee beans and waited a few hours. Then took a poo and mixed the poo with barley and water and then brewed it.

 

Sooo, basically replace poo with piss and you've got a Budweiser,



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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:50 PM

nice. i never made it up that far. i'd intended to spend a week or two camping on hinchinbrook island but i got distracted by southeast asia instead


I could see how one could!


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