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alice is such a party animal she's at home on a friday night taking pictures of her empty house to show strangers on a rival message board that really don't give a poo

 

#friendless

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Fat Pat, why don't you take a picture with your face in it and the housing in the background just so we know it's actually yours?

Just to prove your validity.

Yes please; I really wanna see how many of your chins the nautilus has absorbed.
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 i have yet to see one shred of evidence that alice actually has a personality of her own

 

but that's one thing you can't buy, isn't it

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i actually meant to start a thread in the lounge about home renovation projects, so i guess this will do nicely. that kitchen was absolutely hideous when i bought it... the house was built in '64, and everything was original... peeling bright blue laminate counters, matching cabs, nasty laminate flooring, wallpaper, waist-high brady bunch oven mounted between cabinets, dodgy electric range, the works. i spent two days ripping it all out with a wrecking bar and put in a tile floor, grouted it, and then shifted the doorway leading from the mancave to the kitchen over by about four feet, extending the wall space in both rooms by the same amount and allowing significantly more countertop space in the kitchen and couch space in the lounge.

 

the kitchen wasn't complete at this point, but here's a picture of it nearly finished

 

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i am pretty proud of that arch. i installed chair rail and stained it, opted against beadboard (because i spent a week installing it in the man cave/downstairs lounge and it was an utter bitch) and hand-troweled venetian plaster texturing on the walls of both the kitchen and the lounge, all of which took probably 100+ man hours to complete properly. i also threw in laminate flooring in the lounge:

 

 

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...after ripping out the paneling in the walls and scraping up the old floor. i redid all the window framing and added that bar in the OP. i don't have pictures of it but i also converted the downstairs bathroom from a half bath to a full, which was a bitch and required calling in a buddy of mine to help run the plumbing since i'm a poo plumber. i can sweat a joint but that's about it.

 

 

i re-did the roof in july, which was an absolute bitch in the heat but also necessary because the old stuff was going to be a liability eventually. i took about three days off work, strapped scaffolding to the roof of my shitty 1987 volvo stationwagon like a sonofabitch and knocked out that fugin roof for about $1200 in materials (about $100 of which was gatorade.)

 

 

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once the downstairs was done we moved to the upstairs, all of which basically needed a fresh coat of paint and some trim work. i don't have a very good picture of it, but here's a shot of the living room and bay window after i painted it. all the furniture was clustered away from the walls so i couldn't find a good spot to stand

 

 

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the final frontier is the upstairs bathroom, which i busted ass on to get functional by the time i left for peru so my wife would be able to do everything upstairs from our room instead of using the downstairs bathroom while it was being renovated. i don't have pictures of that yet... and it's not done anyway, i still need to put up molding around the ceiling. my office is pretty sweet too, but i don't have pictures of that either because it's currently jammed full with all the poo that used to be in our spare bedroom (now a nursery) and i'll have to find a way to get rid of as much crap as possible to get my space back. i'm also putting in a deck out back. it's structurally complete, but it rained the week before i left so i wasn't able to screw in the deck boards and lattice, so that's still waiting for me when i get home. after that the place should be complete.

 

this thread is now about home renovation projects!

 

Thats nice work especially on the arch. Ive got zero skills at construction.

 

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Master bath:
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Shower has digital Kohler DTV system
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In all seriousness, thats great work. Did your boyfriend help or is that all your design?
 

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One of the two guest bedrooms, it's kinda small
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Master Bed, if you look close I have Fleur De Lis rosettes, I also installed blue led lights in recessed ceiling so it glows blue.
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sounds like Alice's sex life!

ROFL!

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that's daddy's mastercard at work

 

 

notice the lack of female stuff!

 

 

no kids stuff

 

 

I gots money...and that's alls I gots

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nice pleather headboard

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Notice how one side has a water bottle (edit: I think that's actually a phone) and the tv remotes. This side also has a fatass Alice imprint embedded into the mattress as well as a flat pillow from being squashed by Alice's triple chins. The other side is nice and fluffy, almost.....lonely. 

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lol his side of the bed sags more than his fucking tits

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