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Jakob

Want some more slow offseason news? "Cam Newton is afraid of Baseballs"

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I'd be afraid of Cam throwing a fastball in my direction. I bet he could knock your teeth out your butthole with a baseball!

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I'm afraid of AIDS and the color orange.

Oh yeah, and brown people.

Now thats just crazy. Super Aids, now that's something to be afraid of.

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A super AIDS covered orange baseball thrown by a brown middle schooler.

I'd piss myself.

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So he is using the towel to protect him from baseballs?

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Cam Newton using his childhood fear of oncoming fastballs as another excuse for his pathetic immaturity and that one bad game and press conference my column here ---> http://bit.ly/12AltBp

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I am afraid of quicksand... And spiders

And Bees

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Same here. Took a fastball to the kidney and said fug this poo. Baseball is the most boring team sport to play. 96% of it is just sitting or standing around. Started playing basketball instead. Much better sport.

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Was half-ass paying attention and broke my nose from being cracked right between the eyes by a baseball in warm-ups before a game one time.  poo hurts, but injuries are a part of sports... hell, just a few months ago I jammed the fug out of my thumb playing basketball and the sonuvabitch still bothers me.

 

But anyways, fug baseball.  I could never get into that sport, even back when I played it.

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