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Jakob

Want some more slow offseason news? "Cam Newton is afraid of Baseballs"

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Nice to know that Cam started out on defense as a linebacker. It explains why he's not afraid of contact.

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That's why i quit playing little league back in the day. Those 10 year old's had cannons for arms, im talking fastballs in the range of 25-30 mph.

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I'd be afraid of Cam throwing a fastball in my direction. I bet he could knock your teeth out your butthole with a baseball!

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I'm afraid of AIDS and the color orange.

Oh yeah, and brown people.

Now thats just crazy. Super Aids, now that's something to be afraid of.

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A super AIDS covered orange baseball thrown by a brown middle schooler.

I'd piss myself.

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So he is using the towel to protect him from baseballs?

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Cam Newton using his childhood fear of oncoming fastballs as another excuse for his pathetic immaturity and that one bad game and press conference my column here ---> http://bit.ly/12AltBp

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I am afraid of quicksand... And spiders

And Bees

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