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Want some more slow offseason news? "Cam Newton is afraid of Baseballs"


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#13 Harris Aballah

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 05:21 PM

I'd be afraid of Cam throwing a fastball in my direction. I bet he could knock your teeth out your butthole with a baseball!

#14 Harris Aballah

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 05:24 PM

I'm afraid of AIDS and the color orange.



Oh yeah, and brown people.

Now thats just crazy. Super Aids, now that's something to be afraid of.

#15 Vampire the buffet slayer

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 05:31 PM

A super AIDS covered orange baseball thrown by a brown middle schooler.



I'd piss myself.

#16 Phil

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 05:50 PM

1/10

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:30 PM

I'm scared of the Chinese.



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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:36 PM

So he is using the towel to protect him from baseballs?

#19 Gabeking

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 06:58 PM

Cam Newton using his childhood fear of oncoming fastballs as another excuse for his pathetic immaturity and that one bad game and press conference my column here ---> http://bit.ly/12AltBp

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 07:12 PM

I am afraid of quicksand... And spiders


And Bees

#21 Zod

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:56 AM

Same here. Took a fastball to the kidney and said fug this poo. Baseball is the most boring team sport to play. 96% of it is just sitting or standing around. Started playing basketball instead. Much better sport.

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 06:02 AM

Was half-ass paying attention and broke my nose from being cracked right between the eyes by a baseball in warm-ups before a game one time.  poo hurts, but injuries are a part of sports... hell, just a few months ago I jammed the fug out of my thumb playing basketball and the sonuvabitch still bothers me.

 

But anyways, fug baseball.  I could never get into that sport, even back when I played it.



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Posted 02 July 2013 - 07:24 AM

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 08:32 AM

Yay, more baseballs for me!