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#196 PhillyB

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:13 PM

Why do you feel the need to consistently discuss your bowel movements, does looking in the mirror remind you of poo?

I was thinking that your nose is so incredibly big, it's basically a medical deformity. Therefore, if we go to one of the fundraiser sites, I think we can get a rhinoplasty fund going. But here's the genius part, we get the surgeon to do a two job discount so you can bring the wife also. If not, there could be some good money doing circus freaks sideshow. You can be elephant man, has a nose like a trunk!

See, it's not all money with me, I can do charity work too!

 

shouldn't you be making sweet love to your $4,500 custom lumber-supporting SelectComfortTM body pillow?



#197 OnlyPantherFaninMaine

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:15 PM

Why do you feel the need to consistently discuss your bowel movements, does looking in the mirror remind you of poo?

I was thinking that your nose is so incredibly big, it's basically a medical deformity. Therefore, if we go to one of the fundraiser sites, I think we can get a rhinoplasty fund going. But here's the genius part, we get the surgeon to do a two job discount so you can bring the wife also. If not, there could be some good money doing circus freaks sideshow. You can be elephant man, has a nose like a trunk!

See, it's not all money with me, I can do charity work too!


The same surgeon that performed your most recent tummy tuck, correct?

#198 Big A

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 11:45 PM

shouldn't you be making sweet love to your $4,500 custom lumber-supporting SelectComfortTM body pillow?


Select comfort is a mattress not pillow and I'm pretty good in that dept with a 20 year warranty on my Kluft Palais Royale kings size mattress, all American made, not that Chinese select comfort junk. You probably never even heard of that brand since they don't sell it at WalMart, and don't worry, if the made some cheap $10k replica version, the uncaring of brands person you are still couldn't afford it.

#199 Chimera

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:32 AM

Should have gone with latex foam. At least then we would not have seen the large indentation on one side of your mattress.

#200 Borat

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:59 AM

Select comfort is a mattress not pillow and I'm pretty good in that dept with a 20 year warranty on my Kluft Palais Royale kings size mattress, all American made, not that Chinese select comfort junk. You probably never even heard of that brand since they don't sell it at WalMart, and don't worry, if the made some cheap $10k replica version, the uncaring of brands person you are still couldn't afford it.

So THAT's why he never gets any action. He just doesn't want to blow out the mattress!

#201 CelibatePimp

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:13 AM

Dat Alice is a true soldier. He is handling all these guys by himself? :cool:



#202 P.I.A

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 10:29 AM

if the wifey lets you, you should consider heading up to mongolia with me and a buddy of mine.... we're loosely planning about a ten-day trip flying into beijing next summer, taking a train to ulaanbaatar, and renting horses and/or motorcycles and trekking off into the mongolian steppes with a GPS and some MREs and roughing it with the nomads

Holy hell, that sounds amazing. If only. 



#203 88 Bronco

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:03 PM

Dat Alice is a true soldier. He is handling all these guys by himself? :cool:

 

We aren't interested in the video you just watched



#204 CelibatePimp

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 06:32 PM

We aren't interested in the video you just watched

 

What video?



#205 88 Bronco

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:00 PM

What video?

 

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#206 CelibatePimp

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:54 PM

Cognition isn't your strong suit is it?

 

Lol and it's yours? Dude please



#207 FattyFatFat

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:59 PM

Lol and it's yours? Dude please

 

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#208 CelibatePimp

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 10:04 PM

One troll leaves, 5 more take his place.

 

Because I disagree with you guys' opinion I'm a troll? Jeeez, what a smart one you must be. I'm out of this subforum. You all can continue your love affair with Alice.



#209 88 Bronco

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 10:05 PM

Lol and it's yours? Dude please

 

Did that witty retort require all five brain cells firing at once?



#210 FattyFatFat

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 10:11 PM

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