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For only $235, you can have an entry system like mine.

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you just went from pitiable to loathsome in the time it took you to type that paragraph.

i sincerely hope someone screencaps all these threads and mails them to your employer.

buy ad space in those free real estate magazines.

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Hawk hacks my posts!

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I do commercial real estate, we don't use those magazines.

And you have the man purse to prove it!

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My parents house 8 door down didnt flood for Katrina and min got 8 inches and it was all because nobody maned the pumping station for area since it was not safe for operator to be there for hurricane and it wasn't automated, since then, aside from huge improvements, the station can be remotely operated and they built a Hurricane proof shelter to control pumps. Also, my neighborhood isn't below sea level and since we didnt lose natural gas, I spent the hurricane and at my parents house watching TV and movies in air conditioning running off natural gas generator, was like a nice vacation. Especially when the flood insurance checks started coming in. Heck FEMA even gave all the residents $5k each right off the bat for emergency help, needless to say I had a great shopping spree on ebay with it. Please Katrina, come back anytime,

 

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Hawk hacks my posts!

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Guys, I bought a print. It's titled "Alice's maid searches in vain for his entry system"

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looks like Alice doesn't know which head to put the condoms on.

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looks like Alice doesn't know which head to put the condoms on.

You're forgetting, it's genetically impossible to impregnate dogs.

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