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My Story: Foot Race - Steve Smith vs US soldier

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L-TownCat    11,876

And that ladies and germs is why Smitty is the GOAT.

He not only terrorizes the NFL, apparently the armed forces can't stop him either.

The legend continues....

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Montie_0123    139

I'm glad he did something like that those guy's will definitely always remember it. I know when I was over in the sandbox I was happy to them or some famous person come show their support for the troops.

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L-TownCat    11,876

GI Joe wood kick Steves AZZ

GI Joe couldn't catch Smitty with a taser, land mines, skud missiles, and air support.

One does not simply beat Smitty in a foot race.

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Steven Smiff    10

GI Joe couldn't catch Smitty with a taser, land mines, skud missiles, and air support.

One does not simply beat Smitty in a foot race.

Are you silly? GI Joe would beat Smitty shiitty. He would need Depends or some type of anal wipes when GI was finished with him. GI would decapitate his legs and stomp on his liver. GI would put Steves head in a vise and squeeze it until his toenails popped off. GI Joe is one of the baddest muther fuggers to ever live.

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L-TownCat    11,876

Are you silly? GI Joe would beat Smitty shiitty. He would need Depends or some type of anal wipes when GI was finished with him. GI would decapitate his legs and stomp on his liver. GI would put Steves head in a vise and squeeze it until his toenails popped off. GI Joe is one of the baddest muther fuggers to ever live.

Am I silly? Not quite.

How exactly does one decapitate a leg or squeeze a head until toenails pop off?

I thought I had picked up on some upper level ingenious sarcasm, alas it was just good old fashioned stupid.

Carry on soldier.

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BANE    845

GI Joe wood kick Steves AZZ

GI Joe wears a Steve Smith jersey when he's on leave. Steve Smith > GI Joe.

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