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My Story: Foot Race - Steve Smith vs US soldier

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steven smiff is quickly becoming the worst poster on the huddle

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Are you silly? GI Joe would beat Smitty shiitty. He would need Depends or some type of anal wipes when GI was finished with him. GI would decapitate his legs and stomp on his liver. GI would put Steves head in a vise and squeeze it until his toenails popped off. GI Joe is one of the baddest muther fuggers to ever live.


Am I silly? Not quite.

How exactly does one decapitate a leg or squeeze a head until toenails pop off?

I thought I had picked up on some upper level ingenious sarcasm, alas it was just good old fashioned stupid.

Carry on soldier.
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GI Joe wood kick Steves AZZ

GI Joe wears a Steve Smith jersey when he's on leave. Steve Smith > GI Joe.

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