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A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Wake County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Carolina Panthers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

 

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Except the Saints*

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It was funny when I was like 6 and it was the Dallas Cowboys.

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Ban plz

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I knew this was about the Panthers when it started with "no title."

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Hardy Har Har

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I knew this was about the Panthers when it started with "no title."

You are so much better than that fuging pussy, Alicejandra. Take that transgender sack of man tits back to Saintsreport please.

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He's part of the Huddle now, sorry :(

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your optimism runneth over...

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1986

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Have yall herd the one about the white powdery substance found at camp that turned out to be the goaline!?!?

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or the dying panther fan that wanted 6 players to be his pallbearers at his funeral so that they could let him down one more time

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