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#1 Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 10:23 PM

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Wake County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Carolina Panthers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

 



#2 TNPanther

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:17 AM

Except the Saints*

#3 Chimera

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:50 AM

It was funny when I was like 6 and it was the Dallas Cowboys.

#4 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 07:14 AM

Ban plz

#5 Bodybag

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:47 AM

I knew this was about the Panthers when it started with "no title."



#6 Doyle

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:59 AM

Hardy Har Har



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 10:01 AM

I knew this was about the Panthers when it started with "no title."


You are so much better than that fuging pussy, Alicejandra. Take that transgender sack of man tits back to Saintsreport please.

#8 Bodybag

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 10:42 AM

He's part of the Huddle now, sorry :(



#9 Jangler

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 12:08 PM

your optimism runneth over...



#10 YoungPanthers89

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:20 PM

1986



#11 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:28 PM

Have yall herd the one about the white powdery substance found at camp that turned out to be the goaline!?!?

#12 Hawk

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:34 PM

or the dying panther fan that wanted 6 players to be his pallbearers at his funeral so that they could let him down one more time



#13 TheRed

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 01:34 PM

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#14 88 Bronco

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 02:30 PM

Could someone also tell the "insert qb name" joke about trying to egg "insert coach name's" house...



#15 Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 02:37 PM

Man, first time I heard the joke and it had me lol'ing.




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