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We went through this already..... That is his maid

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yeah we posted this a while back and he spent a good two dozen lengthy paragraphs explaining how he just ordered his maid to take the picture so he could go post it on the internet and the only reason we didn't believe him is because none of us are rich enough to have parents who pay a maid to clean our asses and take pictures of our possessions

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I wonder what the little shadow to the right is? I'm guessing ol peanutbutter lips.

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We went through this already..... That is his maid

Oops, didn't know this had been addressed.

And BS that's his maid; no female has those body proportions unless they've had a double mastectomy.

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Oops, didn't know this had been addressed.

And BS that's his maid; no female has those body proportions unless they've had a double mastectomy.

I never called her my maid, I said housekeeper. Phil already found this and posted it when he creeped my Facebook which I thought was on private, I can't believe another conversation about a shadow but here we go again.

Unlike the fictional tale Philly created, I never asked her to take a picture and this was taken 4 months before I started posting here. My car was purchased in CA and transported on a big tractor trailer. I was at home working and the housekeeper was cooking. I got a call from transport company letting me know they parked the truck on main street and unloaded my car and verified my house number to drive it the 3 blocks to me. As my housekeeper is basically part of my family and helped raise me, she was as excited for me and came out with me to see my new car. While I filled out paperwork confirming car was not damaged in move and counted out cash to pay for transport, she took a few pics with her phone I assume to show her kids around my age that my family helped legally bring over many years ago, if you look to right of shadow, that is my head. If you notice, car still has dealer advertising license plate.

If you notice from shadow, it's late in day and shadows are being stretched as my housekeeper is barely over 5ft and not overweight, although she was still wearing an apron from cooking. About 3 months laters, she emailed me copy of pics so that I would have a memento of when I got my new car since I never took any pics that day. Those pictures sat in my 2nd FB account I use for random pics for a few more months till Philly creeped it and posted it here. A few weeks ago I added pic to my ESPN account. That it.

I'm Philly's fairy tale he says I ordered her to take picture to brag on the huddle, YET I never asked her to take pic, it's was taken months before posting here, and picture was posted here BY HIM!

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I never called her my maid, I said housekeeper. Phil already found this and posted it when he creeped my Facebook which I thought was on private, I can't believe another conversation about a shadow but here we go again.

Unlike the fictional tale Philly created, I never asked her to take a picture and this was taken 4 months before I started posting here. My car was purchased in CA and transported on a big tractor trailer. I was at home working and the housekeeper was cooking. I got a call from transport company letting me know they parked the truck on main street and unloaded my car and verified my house number to drive it the 3 blocks to me. As my housekeeper is basically part of my family and helped raise me, she was as excited for me and came out with me to see my new car. While I filled out paperwork confirming car was not damaged in move and counted out cash to pay for transport, she took a few pics with her phone I assume to show her kids around my age that my family helped legally bring over many years ago, if you look to right of shadow, that is my head. If you notice, car still has dealer advertising license plate.

If you notice from shadow, it's late in day and shadows are being stretched as my housekeeper is barely over 5ft and not overweight, although she was still wearing an apron from cooking. About 3 months laters, she emailed me copy of pics so that I would have a memento of when I got my new car since I never took any pics that day. Those pictures sat in my 2nd FB account I use for random pics for a few more months till Philly creeped it and posted it here. A few weeks ago I added pic to my ESPN account. That it.

I'm Philly's fairy tale he says I ordered her to take picture to brag on the huddle, YET I never asked her to take pic, it's was taken months before posting here, and picture was posted here BY HIM!

Here's why I don't care guyz!

Welcome back fat fug.

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it's his maid? seems legit...

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I never called her my maid, I said housekeeper. Phil already found this and posted it when he creeped my Facebook which I thought was on private, I can't believe another conversation about a shadow but here we go again.

Unlike the fictional tale Philly created, I never asked her to take a picture and this was taken 4 months before I started posting here. My car was purchased in CA and transported on a big tractor trailer. I was at home working and the housekeeper was cooking. I got a call from transport company letting me know they parked the truck on main street and unloaded my car and verified my house number to drive it the 3 blocks to me. As my housekeeper is basically part of my family and helped raise me, she was as excited for me and came out with me to see my new car. While I filled out paperwork confirming car was not damaged in move and counted out cash to pay for transport, she took a few pics with her phone I assume to show her kids around my age that my family helped legally bring over many years ago, if you look to right of shadow, that is my head. If you notice, car still has dealer advertising license plate.

If you notice from shadow, it's late in day and shadows are being stretched as my housekeeper is barely over 5ft and not overweight, although she was still wearing an apron from cooking. About 3 months laters, she emailed me copy of pics so that I would have a memento of when I got my new car since I never took any pics that day. Those pictures sat in my 2nd FB account I use for random pics for a few more months till Philly creeped it and posted it here. A few weeks ago I added pic to my ESPN account. That it.

I'm Philly's fairy tale he says I ordered her to take picture to brag on the huddle, YET I never asked her to take pic, it's was taken months before posting here, and picture was posted here BY HIM!

 

 

 

this short documentary proves otherwise

 

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