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Alejandro Lastra: 4XL Shadow Puppet

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Oh no, you double me, let me run a put up a pic! I'm not going subject her to the creepiness here, when I posted a pic of Mashburns wife, it was 11 minutes till a guy with 14 criminal charges and 3 felonies was google image searching her, it was another 6 before her full name , face book ,work number, address, and other personal pics were posted. Oh yeah, can't wait to put up a pic!


You sound just like Manti Teo.

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Oh no, you double me, let me run a put up a pic! I'm not going subject her to the creepiness here, when I posted a pic of Mashburns wife, it was 11 minutes till a guy with 14 criminal charges and 3 felonies was google image searching her, it was another 6 before her full name , face book ,work number, address, and other personal pics were posted. Oh yeah, can't wait to put up a pic!

So you'd do that to another man's wife, but not your (non-existant) own?

Classy.

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I never called her my maid, I said housekeeper. Phil already found this and posted it when he creeped my Facebook which I thought was on private, I can't believe another conversation about a shadow but here we go again.
Unlike the fictional tale Philly created, I never asked her to take a picture and this was taken 4 months before I started posting here. My car was purchased in CA and transported on a big tractor trailer. I was at home working and the housekeeper was cooking. I got a call from transport company letting me know they parked the truck on main street and unloaded my car and verified my house number to drive it the 3 blocks to me. As my housekeeper is basically part of my family and helped raise me, she was as excited for me and came out with me to see my new car. While I filled out paperwork confirming car was not damaged in move and counted out cash to pay for transport, she took a few pics with her phone I assume to show her kids around my age that my family helped legally bring over many years ago, if you look to right of shadow, that is my head. If you notice, car still has dealer advertising license plate.
If you notice from shadow, it's late in day and shadows are being stretched as my housekeeper is barely over 5ft and not overweight, although she was still wearing an apron from cooking. About 3 months laters, she emailed me copy of pics so that I would have a memento of when I got my new car since I never took any pics that day. Those pictures sat in my 2nd FB account I use for random pics for a few more months till Philly creeped it and posted it here. A few weeks ago I added pic to my ESPN account. That it.

I'm Philly's fairy tale he says I ordered her to take picture to brag on the huddle, YET I never asked her to take pic, it's was taken months before posting here, and picture was posted here BY HIM!

 

You forgot to add that you don't care what we think, you soulless tool.

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Here's why I don't care guyz!



Welcome back fat fug.

 

Awe crap, should have read the next post, lol. 

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we know you're lying because you prove everything else with dozens of pictures and lengthy explanations, and you are not shy about being deep googled (or whatever it is you're into) but on this subject you remain quite silent

 

it's pretty clear to all of us that you're either making up a girlfriend, you pay for sex, or she's unpublishably ugly

 

 

I'll take unpublishably ugly for $600 Alex...

 

 

Hold on..could the mystery housekeeper actually be Mrs. Who Dat Pat?

 

Would really bring up a few questions. Like when is she due for instance?

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if that's the case, then my first question would be, 'who's the father?'
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if that's the case, then my first question would be, 'who's the father?'

 

Duh, Bentley, the peanut butter loving dog

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Top two reasons you know you shouldn't own a Bently:

 

1)  If it's worth more than the house it's parked at

 

2)  If you pull up driving your own Bently

 

 

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Top two reasons you know you shouldn't own a Bently:

1) If it's worth more than the house it's parked at

2) If you pull up driving your own Bently


Well lucky for me, I don't own a Bently and never driven one.

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Damn I forgot about Alice. How has our favorite overweight Taints fan been?
I see you still try to poke fun at spelling when your "word usage" is severely lacking.

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it's funny when he guffaws at spelling errors by dumb hick curralina fans so hard he throws up a quart of custard on his keyboard, shakes it off, and proceeds to type up a massive response routinely confusing basic contractions and pronouns

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Well lucky for me, I don't own a Bently and never driven one.

cool grammar 

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