At about this time I will be heading down to training camp. I will know to watch out around mile marker 10 because chicken poo ticket writing troopers like to troll there. Once I see the big giant peach vagina water tower I will know I am almost there.
Once I pull in to the media center and pick up this year's media guide I will know the 2013 season is on like donkey kong in a thong playing ping pong against Kim-Jong in Hong Kong.
I shall be tweeting my observations that are typically different than the other 15 people tweeting the exact same thing at the same time.
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