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Why would I hate my life? Hahaha

Looks who talking, the guy who basically wants my life. Lets review, you want to:

learn Spanish and Spanish culture

-Spanish is my first language and working on my 5th language

You want to world travel,

-Been doing that since age 3, you've been doing it for 3 years

You want to fix up a house and realize that profit

-I'm on house number 9 of fixing up and appreciating in value that I will eventually sell

You want to own rental property and be a landlord

-gee, only been doing that since a year out of high school and been managing rental properties since high school.

See Phillip Blattenberger, you just don't like how much you're striving to be just like me, and still failing,

 

if i went over to a saints messageboard and bragged about all this annually it would be pretty pathetic

 

anyway no one believes you, you're just a pallid fat man screaming for attention and validation from the only place he's ever found it

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hey guys i have this enormously fulfilling life.  don't you all respect and admire me?

 

you don't?  well, i better prove that i don't care by spending hundreds of hours on a site where 1. my presence is neither desired nor necessary 2. nobody is required to be nice to me.

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hey guys i have this enormously fulfilling life. don't you all respect and admire me?

you don't? well, i better prove that i don't care by spending hundreds of hours on a site where 1. my presence is neither desired nor necessary 2. nobody is required to be nice to me.

Why are you here if you know you are not desired? I'm not even a Panthers fans and had multiple people asking to bring me back when Hawk suspended me. Kinda sucks for you!

I see you changed your avatar pic from crazy to baby, good move, cartoons better represent you,

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hey guys it doesn't matter if the saints give up 48 points on defense, brees will put up 49

 

how embarrassing is it going to be for goodell when he has to hand brees the lombardi in the dome?

 

someone over at tiger droppings saw benson and payton having dinner at his friends' steakhouse.  they were celebrating payton's suspension being overturned!

 

tuna will be brought in as interim head coach by next week

 

it doesn't matter that payton is suspended, brees runs the offense himself so kromer and vitt are just figureheads.

 

spags is going to whip the saints' defense in to a top ten unit.  panties are being set up for an easy sweep by the saints!

 

shut up, i drive a bentley and have been to six trillion countries and made 250 billion dollars by the time i was one second old

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Why are you here if you know you are not desired? I'm not even a Panthers fans and had multiple people asking to bring me back when Hawk suspended me. Kinda sucks for you!

I see you changed your avatar pic from crazy to baby, good move, cartoons better represent you,

 

no one asked you to be unbanned because they felt like you were an honorary member of the huddle.  They asked you to be allowed back just so we could laugh at you..

 

 

I'm fairly certain you are well aware of this but for some reason you play along anyway..

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Why are you here if you know you are not desired? I'm not even a Panthers fans and had multiple people asking to bring me back when Hawk suspended me. Kinda sucks for you!

I see you changed your avatar pic from crazy to baby, good move, cartoons better represent you,

Wow, that's complete Deja vu. Earlier today I randomly had a though pop into my head; " I bet Alice uses that time that he got banned and people asked for him to be unbanned as a form of validation. Only he doesn't realize that it's not because anyone likes him, it's because it's entertaining to laugh at his fat, stupid ass" 

 

And lo and fuging behold, here's Alice to actually say just that. 

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Why would I hate my life? Hahaha

Looks who talking, the guy who basically wants my life. Lets review, you want to:

learn Spanish and Spanish culture

-Spanish is my first language and working on my 5th language

You want to world travel,

-Been doing that since age 3, you've been doing it for 3 years

You want to fix up a house and realize that profit

-I'm on house number 9 of fixing up and appreciating in value that I will eventually sell

You want to own rental property and be a landlord

-gee, only been doing that since a year out of high school and been managing rental properties since high school.

See Phillip Blattenberger, you just don't like how much you're striving to be just like me, and still failing,

 

You left out the part where Philly has sex with is beautiful wife and you're stuck at home with Mr. Peanut Butter Lips.

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Man this thread was going places until Alice felt like chiming in. This was the best smack thread in a long time. It's been Fat Pats greatest hits in here for a couple months.

Bring back the butt hurt house wife!! She was funny.

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