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Breaking: The season is looking a little brighter...

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i still think the ladycats have the edge doe

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This is actually something I left out of my training camp write ups. The Cheerleaders this year are amazing. Very very beautiful. They had a booth for autographs at Back To Football night and the majority of people in line were over 40 Men with no kids.

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Let me put it this way, you could be an out of shape and/or fugly dude and still land an aspiring model (from Stateside to Brazil, Armenia, Mexico, Colombia, Cuba, Japan, Puerto Rico, Dubai, etc) or amateur pornstar. You just gotta be smooth, possess liquor and know what spots to hit.

 

prenups are your friend

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prenups are your friend

Condoms and fake aliases are better.

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Holy floppin udders!

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is uh is uh ... is she single

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Sweet Jesus......would you believe me if i said i'm in love

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she aight

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Cute!

 

I think the word you were going for is "holy poo, thats a 10!"

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Diuble post

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Condoms and fake aliases are better.

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I hate when guys use fake names, when I was stationed in conn I had this girl keep calling my sub trying to track me down but I didn't know her. Come to find out one of my shipmates gave her my name, might not have been so bad but she was close to three hundred pounds and looked like she needed a shave.
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I hate when guys use fake names, when I was stationed in conn I had this girl keep calling my sub trying to track me down but I didn't know her. Come to find out one of my shipmates gave her my name, might not have been so bad but she was close to three hundred pounds and looked like she needed a shave.

 

Lol, sorry bub! You wouldn't be furious with me though. I bang nothing but hot chicks. I'd post pics but no nudity is allowed, and I've got too much of a heart to put these girls out there like that. Rest assured, you'd be thanking me brah.

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