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#16 Floppin

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 09:49 AM

Salute fug, way to be... Ive done it almost solo in a night, not fuggin with your time constraint......

 

I brought a pint of Gentleman Jack to the 'Skins game 2 years ago. Opened it & threw away the cap figuring Id get some help drinkin it. I tried to share, er'rybody kept sayin "No".... So, I drank it... Then proceeded to 'BOOOO' every Redskin jersey I saw. biscuit said I pissed off the skins fan sittin behind us really bad. I do not recall that....

 

Lesson learned: The Huddle tailgate dont like teh whiskey....

 

Yeah, I did something similar during the Vikings game that we lost at home in 2011. I drank about 3/4's of a fifth of Beam before the game. I had tried to share it with my Mom's boyfriend, whom I took to the game, but he kept not drinking it....so I was loaded. I even bought like 5 more stadium beers during the game. Apparently I was just yelling "fug the Vikings" over and over again on my way out of the stadium...I'm pretty sure that I yelled it at some children as well......I also sat in the back seat on the drive back to my moms house in Statesville and puked out the window while traveling up I77...pretty sure it splattered all over the car following us....

 

 

Not my finest moment.

 

I don't think I'll ever drink that much pre-game again. 



#17 j2sgam

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 10:26 AM

Yeah, I did something similar during the Vikings game that we lost at home in 2011. I drank about 3/4's of a fifth of Beam before the game. I had tried to share it with my Mom's boyfriend, whom I took to the game, but he kept not drinking it....so I was loaded. I even bought like 5 more stadium beers during the game. Apparently I was just yelling "fug the Vikings" over and over again on my way out of the stadium...I'm pretty sure that I yelled it at some children as well......I also sat in the back seat on the drive back to my moms house in Statesville and puked out the window while traveling up I77...pretty sure it splattered all over the car following us....

 

 

Not my finest moment.

 

I don't think I'll ever drink that much pre-game again. 

Yea, I was fine after the pint, it was the stadium beers that did me in too. Dont see me consuming that much again either. Thankfully I DVRd the game, there was a lot I missed or dont remember....

 

So 9th grade

or so drunken stupor, call it what you want....



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Posted 08 August 2013 - 09:21 PM

shouldn't this thread had been started by Keith Moon's liver?



#19 YourMomsLover

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 10:51 PM

Yea last game I was wasted at, was the 2009 Redskins game. The game we came back from a 17-2 score.

Me and some fugin whiny ass skin fan had each others shirt collars all twisted up. My bro in law and a few others had to break us up. Boy I had that mother fuger mad. Lol

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 02:52 AM

I don't even remember making this thread. I'm shocked my English was even readable.



#21 Jangler

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:46 AM

damn it!



#22 MadHatter

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:32 AM

Yeah, I did something similar during the Vikings game that we lost at home in 2011. I drank about 3/4's of a fifth of Beam before the game. I had tried to share it with my Mom's boyfriend, whom I took to the game, but he kept not drinking it....so I was loaded. I even bought like 5 more stadium beers during the game. Apparently I was just yelling "fug the Vikings" over and over again on my way out of the stadium...I'm pretty sure that I yelled it at some children as well......I also sat in the back seat on the drive back to my moms house in Statesville and puked out the window while traveling up I77...pretty sure it splattered all over the car following us....

 

 

Not my finest moment.

 

I don't think I'll ever drink that much pre-game again. 

 

Speaking of pre-game drinking......

 

NEVER mix Jager, moonshine, jello shots, meade, beer, and slaw at a tailgate......it is not a pretty sight.



#23 MadHatter

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:33 AM

I don't even remember making this thread. I'm shocked my English was even readable.

 

Your original post was some of the best drunk posting that we have seen.  coherent for the most part.....WELL played.



#24 Mother Grabber

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 01:45 PM

Yeah, I did something similar during the Vikings game that we lost at home in 2011. I drank about 3/4's of a fifth of Beam before the game. I had tried to share it with my Mom's boyfriend, whom I took to the game, but he kept not drinking it....so I was loaded. I even bought like 5 more stadium beers during the game. Apparently I was just yelling "fug the Vikings" over and over again on my way out of the stadium...I'm pretty sure that I yelled it at some children as well......I also sat in the back seat on the drive back to my moms house in Statesville and puked out the window while traveling up I77...pretty sure it splattered all over the car following us....

 

would that be 3/20's, then?



#25 Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 02:08 PM

When I drunk post, it's literally not even a little bit readable, so I also salute you.



#26 ladypanther

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 11:33 AM

I don't even remember making this thread. I'm shocked my English was even readable.

 

I am shocked you are still alive.  Ever heard of alcohol poisoning?  Dude...you need to cool it a bit.  Serious stuff.