You would know all about beef grades fatass
Did you take that uber luxurious South Beach Vacation yet? You know, the one where you catch the cheap train there, stay at a $10 hostel drinking their $3 drinks and making beer runs to convenience store!
While I was in Europe two weeks ago I got a call from one of my friends inviting me to a big boat race in Miami they were heading to and I had the biggest laugh bringing up your trip idea. Actually, they didnt even believe me so I spent like $5 on wifi at some Madrid cafe just to send them a link. Thanks for the laugh, it's been a running joke for past two weeks since I told them, can't make some off this stuff up!
Damn, that just reminded me of Floppins thread I missed about his new chick. That joke almost writes itself:
So a multi time convicted felon tombstone engraver and herpetic online porn worker come into a bar.....