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Yeah, Graham, Lance Moore and Still are such crappy receivers, has me so incredibly worried. Gee, if only would could have superstar receivers like Panthers we could have a chance to win a few games.

You must love irony!? That post was almost as good as making fat jokes at some maybe 12 pounds over ideal weight when you're over 100lbs overweight tubby. Hi, I'm reality, have we met?

Fattie fight!

12 pounds over ideal weight lol

Maybe for someone 9 feet tall

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I think I've said this before, but I'm 6'1", 195 pounds with a large frame and could definitely stand to lose 15 or so.

There's no chance whatsoever that you're anything less than 50 lbs overweight.

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I think I've said this before, but I'm 6'1", 195 pounds with a large frame and could definitely stand to lose 15 or so.

There's no chance whatsoever that you're anything less than 50 lbs overweight.

I'm 6' exactly and 218lb. Last year when I had to take and intensive physical for my life insurance policy, I was 212, the doctor said I was fine for my frame size, but it wouldn't hurt to get down like 10lbs. So if that makes me 50+ lbs overweight in your book, so be it. Guess that means you're not going to be asking me out!? SIGH. :-(

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I'm 6' exactly and 218lb. Last year when I had to take and intensive physical for my life insurance policy, I was 212, the doctor said I was fine for my frame size, but it wouldn't hurt to get down like 10lbs. So if that makes me 50+ lbs overweight in your book, so be it. Guess that means you're not going to be asking me out!? SIGH. :-(

Your doctor doesn't care how you look. He's just trying to keep you healthy. Not at immediate risk for a heart attack ≠ aesthetically pleasing physique.

And until you post a current picture, no one will believe the "218" narrative.

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It's cool, after so many years I get a free hand to do whatever I want, are you thinking of hanging a license with them?

 

Not presently, though I've worked alongside a couple people who work for them and it seems like it's not a bad gig.

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i won't die happy until a panthers fan greases my ass cheeks with crisco and splits me open until i need stitches

 

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this is the definition of par

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Not presently, though I've worked alongside a couple people who work for them and it seems like it's not a bad gig.

As an agent, you need to "hang your license" with a broker unless you want to become a broker which requires a staffed office, at least 4 agents under you, more continuing education, and overhead from a physical office, etc.

Agents are Independent contractors, so in that regard it's not like you are working directly for broker, you just file your paperwork through them and they get part of every commission. Personally, it's been over a year since I even walked into my office, everything is now done electronically. Dropping off escrow checks, original signed contracts and picking up commission checks are really the only reason to go in and I usually send one of the agents I mentor to do that for me. The commissions are really good, but the work is full commission, so you don't get paid until you make a sale, so most agents have other incomes. Keller Williams is one of the most laid back firms and this is attracting agents from many other agencies. Other places will make their agents attend monthly or weekly meetings, some require so many hours of desk duty every year answering phones, and many are inflexible with their commission cuts. For example, sometimes agents will get down to a close deal and offer to give up some of their commission to make deal go through and some agencies won't let them or require them to pay brokers full cut before reduction, I recruited an agent two months ago I co-listed a property with for that very reason. Big loss for that agency as she's selling 3-5 mil a year. Also, KW will give agents part of the commission from agents they refer, so that's another attractive part.

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thanks bitch

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As an agent, you need to "hang your license" with a broker unless you want to become a broker which requires a staffed office, at least 4 agents under you, more continuing education, and overhead from a physical office, etc.

Agents are Independent contractors, so in that regard it's not like you are working directly for broker, you just file your paperwork through them and they get part of every commission. Personally, it's been over a year since I even walked into my office, everything is now done electronically. Dropping off escrow checks, original signed contracts and picking up commission checks are really the only reason to go in and I usually send one of the agents I mentor to do that for me. The commissions are really good, but the work is full commission, so you don't get paid until you make a sale, so most agents have other incomes. Keller Williams is one of the most laid back firms and this is attracting agents from many other agencies. Other places will make their agents attend monthly or weekly meetings, some require so many hours of desk duty every year answering phones, and many are inflexible with their commission cuts. For example, sometimes agents will get down to a close deal and offer to give up some of their commission to make deal go through and some agencies won't let them or require them to pay brokers full cut before reduction, I recruited an agent two months ago I co-listed a property with for that very reason. Big loss for that agency as she's selling 3-5 mil a year. Also, KW will give agents part of the commission from agents they refer, so that's another attractive part.

 

you must be a hit at parties.

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you must be a hit at parties.

 

Fat Pat... parties?

 

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I bet the only parties he's ever a part of is when him, peanut butter lips, mom, dad, and the maid go out to the Golden Corral for the all-you-can-eat buffet.

 

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you must be a hit at parties.

You're welcome to come find out, you can make and serve the drinks bartender! Lol

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bartenders get more ass in a week than you've seen in your entire life chubs

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