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#37 wade

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 10:12 AM

"Luke Kuechly points at something."



#38 pantherj

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 10:14 AM

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"Sione Fua, your ass is cut!" 

 

"Youuuu sold us out Shula! How much are the Saints paying to tank our season! Shulagate! Turn in your 'playbook' and walk back to Charlotte!"
 



#39 pantherj

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 10:21 AM

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"Sione Fua, your ass is cut!" 

 

"Get the F@#K off our field!"

 

"Ugh Luke that's getting a little old and we're away"

 

"Shut up Ron! I run this team! Go use your comatose stare on the gatorade bucket! NOW!"
 



#40 Jangler

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 10:21 AM

"Leggo my eggo!"

 

 

 

 

"I just saved 10% by switching to Geico!!"

 

 

 

 

 



#41 RelaxImaPro

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 11:07 AM

*Luke had just laid the wood to Ravens' WR Aaron Mellette that results in an overturned interception.  He receives a flag for the hit, and immediately directs his attention towards Joe Flacco*

 

Luke:  "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"  *Luke glances down at Mellette's body and proceeds to brush the blood off his forearm, then looks back to Flacco*  "I didn't mean to do that... please, continue... you were in the process of trying to complete a pass?"  "Oh, you were finished?  Well then, allow me to retort.  What does a completed pass look like...?"

 

*Joe Flacco, stunned, glances back and forth in a desperate attempt to find his words... stumbling over his own tongue in the process*

 

Joe: "Pass the ball..."

 

Luke: "What country you from?!"

 

Joe: "I-I p-pass the ball..."

 

Luke: "'PASS THE BALL' AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF!  THEY PLAY FOOTBALL IN 'PASS THE BALL'?!"

 

Joe: "Pass t-the ball!!!"  *sweat now beginning to feverishly drip down Flacco's unibrow*

 

Luke: "FOOTBALL MOTHER FUGGER, DO YOU PLAY IT?!?!!!"

 

Joe:  "YES!!!"

 

Luke: "THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?!?!?"

 

Joe:  "YES!!!"

 

Luke: "DESCRIBE - WHAT - A - COMPLETED - PASS - LOOKS - LIKE!!!!!"

 

*Joe, now on the verge of shitting his pants right there in the middle of the field looks as if he's about to go into cardiac arrest... a waterfall of sweat now pouring off of the unibrow*

 

Joe: "..... p-p-p-ppp-ass the ball - I?!?!"

 

*Luke, outraged, begins to pace the field back and forth and starts to bait Flacco into once again fuging around and passing the ball in his direction*

 

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Luke:  "PASS THE BALL AGAIN!  PASS.  THE.  BALL.  A-GAIN!  I DARE YOU!  I DOUBLE DARE YOUR MOTHER FUGGER!!!  PASS THE BALL THIS WAY ONE MO' GODDAMN TIME!!!"

 

*Flacco unwisely passes the ball again.  Luke picks it off*

 

 

 

 

GG Ravens.



#42 ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 12:46 PM

"Luke Kuechly points at something."


Simple, yet effective enough to make me spit coke on my phone. Well played.

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 01:02 PM

Bring me Russell Sprout & the SeaChickens!!!!

#44 SmootsDaddy89

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 06:32 PM

lol Luke reminds me of this here.