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If and when I ever get married, my wife is going to have a lot to deal with.


Best Answer PhillyB, 29 August 2013 - 09:46 PM

solution: marry a panthers fan Go to the full post


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#1 Future Of The Franchise

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:43 PM

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A WHOLE PIE!

I live and die by Panthers' football. Preseason to Playoffs. fug what you say! EVERY GAME MEANS SOMETHING!  Over the years I've lost a few girlfriends because of my passion for football. They don't understand how I can love a team, that's losing, so much. They don't understand why on Sunday's I don't answer the phone between the hours of 1 and 4, 3 and 7, or 8 and 11. They don't get why I start off every Sunday as excited as a black woman with a new big ass hat on her way to church, but then after a loss I'm quiet as a stripper at the sermon. (I'm black so that last statement wasn't racist) I love the Panthers, and after this win tonight, the anticipation of game one, and the huge erection I get from looking at Ted Ginn's stat line from tonight; my new girlfriend's going to be wondering why I'm fuging the poo out of her so passionately when she gets here in a few minutes.

 

The real bullets start flying next week boys and girls. See you then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s. love or hate what I just said. it's still a better post than anything joe person has ever written

 

p.s.s. I'm drunk :)   



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:44 PM

pie for the sig.



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:45 PM

no matter what you do, when you get married or just having a GF, they are never satisfied. They will always complain and nag....

 

I just turn the TV up, that is how I learned to deal with it....



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:45 PM

Basing your life off a meaningless sport is sad.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:45 PM

NOPE.



#6 PhillyB

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:46 PM   Best Answer

solution: marry a panthers fan

#7 Future Of The Franchise

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:46 PM

NOPE.

hey look i get pie too :)



#8 Future Of The Franchise

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:47 PM

Basing your life off a meaningless sport is sad.

one man's meaning is another man's tabloid



#9 TCF2

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:47 PM

You will find a beautiful Christian woman who will share in your passion for the Panthers just as I have! My wife knows more about sports in general than most guys do. You will be blessed my brother.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:48 PM

I'm here for the free pie?



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:50 PM

I'm here for the free pie?

hey man... fug you. 

 

 

 

here's your pie :)



#12 Future Of The Franchise

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:51 PM

You will find a beautiful Christian woman who will share in your passion for the Panthers just as I have! My wife knows more about sports in general than most guys do. You will be blessed my brother.

TCF I live in Atlanta... The odds of that happening are as slim as the Falcons winning more than one Playoff game.



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:52 PM

hit that thang once for me son...............



#14 KendrickPanther

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:52 PM

Seriously, a girl in Panthers blue and black might as well be a supermodel to me.



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:53 PM

TCF I live in Atlanta... The odds of that happening are as slim as the Falcons winning more than one Playoff game.


Don't speak curses like that. While it may seem like truth, it's a curse... I think u will be blessed; The Lord works in mysterious ways. It's not only possible but probable. You'll see soon enough


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