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Does FUA make the 53?

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I have to believe that Terrell McClain wasn't this bad.

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I see no reason why he should. Our DEs sometimes slide into DT on passing downs. Fua gets no penetration, so he isn't a UT. He constantly gets pushed around, so he is'nt a NT. He has no use on this team. I think it's more likely we keep 5 DEs than 5 DTs.

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YOU GAT DANG RIGHT MY BOY FUA MAKES DA ROSTERSS! WOOT.

 

Gaydosh couldn't unseat the Fat Ubiquitous Asslicker. I think Rivera really likes him and he makes the 53.

 

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I think a big part of why the Eagles first team abused us had something to do with who was playing DT... hint hint, it was Fua

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I think a big part of why the Eagles first team abused us had something to do with who was playing DT... hint hint, it was Fua

 

Did you know Fua once saved a bus load of blind puppies with his left hand while sacking both Tom Brady and Peyton Manning with his right hand, while serving food to the hungry with his feet.

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I don't understand how a man so big gets pushed back and falls over almost every play. Hopefully he gets cut along with pickles. I swear pickles is a disaster.

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I took a massive Fua after I got back from Chipotle.

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I think we go 5 deep at DT and DE. So yes, he makes the team.

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I took a massive Fua after I got back from Chipotle.

 

ahh a gluten free Fua then. /Nod /Point

 

 

Ive heard of him described as cerebral multiple times. . . . heh, ya im not kiddin.

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There is not one valid reason why he should make this or any roster. He can't rush the passer he can't shed blocks, he can't diagnose plays, he can't hold gaps or command a double team. He's not a leader or a philanthropist in the community. He doesn't give speeches in the locker room or get the guys fired up on the sideline.

What does he do? He gets pushed off of the line at the snap, he's consistently held up by one lineman, he's always out of position, he is the last one off at the snap and is the last one to the ball.

But hey, the coaches know right?

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There is not one valid reason why he should make this or any roster. He can't rush the passer he can't shed blocks, he can't diagnose plays, he can't hold gaps or command a double team. He's not a leader or a philanthropist in the community. He doesn't give speeches in the locker room or get the guys fired up on the sideline.

What does he do? He gets pushed off of the line at the snap, he's consistently held up by one lineman, he's always out of position, he is the last one off at the snap and is the last one to the ball.

But hey, the coaches know right?

 

Fua seriously hurts my heart when I watch him play. I've never seen a player fail so bad consistently and never learn from his mistakes. There are times he's right beside the ball carrier but too slow to even lay a hand on him, others where he gets thrown like a rag doll. If he makes the final 53 I might have a heart attack during the season and I'm only 24. 

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i don't see him or naka or clausen being on the team next week. i think they are all three gone.

We will see...but I can't believe Naka gets cut. From what I have seen out of Mitchell this pre-season, Naka looks to be a  more reliable option.

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