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#1 Rhys

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:10 AM

Gentlemen and Lady,

 

There is a prophecy, unspoken for some time, that tells of young defensive paragon, who in his second year is aided upon a path of destiny by an immense star in the sky. A tremendous gravity surrounds it, drawing evils in, away from the young paragon. And with his path cleared of evils, he is able to bring balance to a long bedeviled franchise.

 

This franchise, had for many years wallowed in the depths, cast there by a fierce and terrible blood-red bird just after a victorious campaign in which an aging champion lead the franchise to one last post season berth. The champion fell, and so did the franchise.

 

Many cast their blame on the accursed symbol of the franchise, a great feline, with fur the color of a moonless night sky. But the wise ones knew, it was a combination of crappy personnel management and coaching.

 

But, just as the franchise began to despair, the young paragon took up the fallen banner, and led them to glory. With the star in the sky, he found the way to bring balance to the downtrodden franchise, and once again carried them to the holy land, the post season. 

 

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Put this image together for my fantasy team that drafts on Monday. Heard the name "Luke & the Death Star" on here somewhere, credit to the person who came up with it. Everyone's welcome to use the name and image if they'd like. Wrote that weird short story because I've had one too many IPAs.

 

Anyway, I'll be at the game next Sunday, driving down from Raleigh. This is the first home opener I've been to since 08 when we beat the Bears. Hoping that's good luck somehow. If you see a bunch of guys playing cornhole and ladder ball on Panthers/Wolfpack sets, it's probably me. 

 



#2 Dash Global

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:11 AM

if Normn can become a lock down / ballhawk corner and we can find a young stud S we will have nice pieces at all levels of the D. 



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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:13 AM

Still better than the Phantom Menace.

#4 Mr. Scot

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:16 AM

Good thing they cut Si Si Binks.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:25 AM

Rhys... It will be good luck! We were undefeated at home in 2008... Until... Well, never mind.

But it will be good luck for u to be there!

#6 Zithers

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:35 AM

i really do prefer the monster nicknames

 

da kraken

CTHULUlelei

king kong short

kuech the freak

the beast

 

need a few more



#7 CPF4LIFE

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 02:00 AM

LOL somebody needs to send them that picture.



#8 Ivan The Awesome

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 02:09 AM

Luke Beastly.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 07:59 AM

Can forget Obi Dwan and Kawann Ji Jin.



#10 Rhys

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 08:44 AM

Higher resolution one for anyone needing it. There's a good bit of jpeg artifacts, but that's what you get when you pull images down from the interwebz.

 

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 08:48 AM

if Normn can become a lock down / ballhawk corner and we can find a young stud S we will have nice pieces at all levels of the D.


You were just dying to get this out. Feel better?

Very nice photoshop!

#12 j2sgam

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    cant beat the original...

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:00 AM

"Great shot Kid, that was 1 in a million..."

#13 FattyFatFat

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:04 AM

I was reading that and scrolling up very slowly. Now, if you could just change the background to black and the lettering to yellow I think this will work just nicely.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:05 AM

Can you make Jar Jar Clausen?

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 09:26 AM

Is this like a Star War Trek reference or something?